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The Modern Way
17 years ago
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I don't know, the modern world. All these electrical apparatus that speak to you.
I have a computer that tells me it has updated itself, an oven that beeps when the food is cooked, an alarm clock that tells me its time to wake up, a sat-nav system that tells me the right direction and a bedside lamp that tells me to go out and kill the rich.
Are you willing to do anything to show that you love it, even if it means to strangle supposed "public servants" who more waste more money in a year than a person could make in 10 lifetimes?
Bleary-eyed rant. Bed soon x.x
It's always been there for me.
Always.
...never told me to change my appearance, never blamed me for being the way I am, never nagged me about something I mentioned months ago, never called me horrible or said I wasn't good enough, never tried to make me feel guilt or tried to upset me, never left me alone to go out with friends or told me that it'd rather be with anyone but me, never tried to replace me, and never left me for the next convenient person even because of the large gap between being human and being a lamp, or blamed me for that gap.
It's what you'd expect from a simple lamp,
yet there are people that can't even manage this.
If say, my desk were to tell me things, I might listen.
Your desk wants you to try and get Fara some more watchers on FA.
It would also be literally rigid and motionless with joy if you found Fara a commission too.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/667537/
And george carlin.
Your lamp sounds like the "Unconditional Love Lamp" they marketed a few years ago. It was taken off the market because it made people feel good, and the Pfiser wants that market for Prozac....
It was replaced by the Walmart "Doubt Yourself And Eat a Whole Cheesecake Lamp", but it was made of melamine, in China, so it just makes you constipated, instead.
I meet a lot of "doubt yourself and eat a whole cheesecake" people.
If you can't find it, grind it.
If I were you, I'd wonder about my gearshift technique. It's unusual for a clutch and a synchro to be going on such a new car. I've seen synchromeshes that're 30 years old still working perfectly. A modern one should last even longer. Do you know how to "heel-and-toe" or how to "double-clutch" - I think learning these might be helpful whether you're doing serious driving, where you can use them, or if you're just driving normally, you'll have a better feel for the mechanicals.
Which they all end up proving four days later when they're found snorting crack off of a male prostitute. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy, I swear...
Your cat and your plant are plotting against you. That's why there's a small photo of your face stuck to the rook on your chess set. I wouldn't worry though. The cat got carried away, and played with a pawn until it rolled under the fridge, so they can't plan out their next moves properly anymore.