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[TMI Tuesday] Embarassing Sex Meme
10 years ago
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1. Is there anyone on your friends watch list you would ever consider having sex with?
Oh yesyesyes. > //w//>' But I'm a bit of an odd pidge in that I... consider sex to be
something that improves a friendship, rather than turning it into something else...
...I have indeed messed up some friendships like that. @ -@
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon delight ~ I have weird hang-ups in the morning. n //n''
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Inside - whichever side is against the wall.
4. Do you masturbate?
Daily.
5. How often? Lately?
Again, daily. Anyone who's been married for a while knows the whole 'you got off, I got off,
okay, goodnight' routine, and that's about where we are with me off T. Except we just use
our expensive vibrator instead of each other. ; //u//; Manual stimulation is hard.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet, but it's practically been scheduled. Though 'taking clothes off' isn't 100% accurate...
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths! My poor legs and torso looove an opportunity to not hold up anything and be nice and
suspended for a bit.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Several times. When we still lived with Big Brother's parents, there was a lot of oral sex in
the standing shower. > //> And a few splashy occasions of sex in the bath.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I do indeed; I prefer written pornography, usually story driven and dripping with detail. In
terms of the visual stuff, I prefer that which you find around here - illustrated porn, though
I have more human than furry. As far as other people, though... only indirectly. I'll
share things with people through the 'net and roleplay in that regard. Big Brother and I
get all teenage boyish when we try to watch porn together and just end up making fun of it.
xD! Though we have recently discussed the possibility of my reading erotic works aloud for
play... > ////>
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive plz! I'm extremely passive and service-oriented, so I freeze up if my
partner doesn't direct me.
11. Do you love someone on yourfriends watch list?
I absolutely love some people on my watch list platonically. Romantically, I'm definitely
beginning to develop some such feelings...
12. Do you know all the people on yourfriends watch list?
Oh, not in person, no. I don't even know a majority of them in terms of internet
contact, but I'm trying. There are a few people on there that I added because we share
interests and drawing tastes, so I can build up my courage to make friends with them.
n //n!
13. Would you choose love or money?
I want to say love, but given the way my life has been going, I'm going to go with 'money'.
Neither of them would make me happy by themselves, but money would allow me to do
things that would make me happy, while love has been restricting me from doing so. Not
proud of that answer, but it is true.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ohlordy that's hard, especially because they change as my kinky levels reach capacity...
Currently all just intense roleplaying scenarios: Breastfeeding, extreme gore/necrophilia,
powerplay.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Once, but that was due to a lack of communication. Got guilt tripped into giving oral in a
car because 'he bought me McDonalds'. Upon completion, I realized I could have just walked
the two blocks to where I was staying. - 3-'' Overall that whole night was a mess, though.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A hotel room, playing the lead characters from Scott Westerfeld's Leviathan Trilogy.
It was the first warm, private room we had to ourselves in over six months of homelessness
in San Francisco, playing characters who spend three straight books pining after each other in
a desperate confusion while having to put those feelings aside because there's a war going on.
Romantic settings for me and Dani are always in the mind, and it's part of the beauty in our
relationship. <3
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Under a tree behind a police station in Salt Lake City, Utah.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Augh, yes, twice. DX Both fucking times by my mom's gay friend, who could not for
the life of him learn to knock!!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not yet, still! D8 Got'ta work on doing that before I turn 22, and that's quickly approaching.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nuh-uh.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
And got engaged to - in terms of physical sex, anyway. Though yes to men, also. xP
24. What's your sexual preference?
Pansexual with a preference for masculine androgyny (i.e. masculine women, most
trans*peoples).
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yup!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Maybe, I'm not totally sure - I know I've jerked-off in one during that stint of homelessness.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope, I don't have a work! xD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Oh yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Many things.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Ohfuck yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Twenty-seven!! > w< My lucky number ~ They are two packers (a big one and a tiny
one), two Doc Johnson Vac-u-lock dildos (a double penetrator and an average-sized one), a
normal-sized Feeldoe, a small jewel buttplug (pink and gold), six cock rings (various sizes),
a medium sized jelly buttplug, a Vasu the Naga from Bad Dragon (large, I think) with
cumtube, a clitoral pump, a bit gag, two adult size pacifiers, three collars (two custom, one
bondage-ready with three O-rings, one metal with a copper plate reading 'sweet boi'), purple
leather ankle cuffs, a blindfold, two knives devoted to knifeplay (previously scalpels), a dog
brush (for Big Brother), a simple flogger, a Flying Linguini, a 'SLUT' paddle, a riding crop, a
nylon cane (medium width), a pair of crappy, quick-release handcuffs... oh! Actually, I also
have a fire cupping set that I haven't successfully used. > x>
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Oh yes. > //> Especially for a certain special friend of mine. <3
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Only technically, since Big Brother and I have sex as characters all the time. I'm sure it's
creepy when our roommates hear me shouting 'Daddy'. = //w//=
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, with someone who had a thing for mewling. > //w//>''
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
So much.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I do! It can transmit STIs after all! o:
This was fun, I hope you enjoyed. XD I went through the process of taking a huge picture of my
whole toy collection to make sure I knew how damn many we have. It was fun and worth it. - w-
Oh yesyesyes. > //w//>' But I'm a bit of an odd pidge in that I... consider sex to be
something that improves a friendship, rather than turning it into something else...
...I have indeed messed up some friendships like that. @ -@
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon delight ~ I have weird hang-ups in the morning. n //n''
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Inside - whichever side is against the wall.
4. Do you masturbate?
Daily.
5. How often? Lately?
Again, daily. Anyone who's been married for a while knows the whole 'you got off, I got off,
okay, goodnight' routine, and that's about where we are with me off T. Except we just use
our expensive vibrator instead of each other. ; //u//; Manual stimulation is hard.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet, but it's practically been scheduled. Though 'taking clothes off' isn't 100% accurate...
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths! My poor legs and torso looove an opportunity to not hold up anything and be nice and
suspended for a bit.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Several times. When we still lived with Big Brother's parents, there was a lot of oral sex in
the standing shower. > //> And a few splashy occasions of sex in the bath.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
I do indeed; I prefer written pornography, usually story driven and dripping with detail. In
terms of the visual stuff, I prefer that which you find around here - illustrated porn, though
I have more human than furry. As far as other people, though... only indirectly. I'll
share things with people through the 'net and roleplay in that regard. Big Brother and I
get all teenage boyish when we try to watch porn together and just end up making fun of it.
xD! Though we have recently discussed the possibility of my reading erotic works aloud for
play... > ////>
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive plz! I'm extremely passive and service-oriented, so I freeze up if my
partner doesn't direct me.
11. Do you love someone on your
I absolutely love some people on my watch list platonically. Romantically, I'm definitely
beginning to develop some such feelings...
12. Do you know all the people on your
Oh, not in person, no. I don't even know a majority of them in terms of internet
contact, but I'm trying. There are a few people on there that I added because we share
interests and drawing tastes, so I can build up my courage to make friends with them.
n //n!
13. Would you choose love or money?
I want to say love, but given the way my life has been going, I'm going to go with 'money'.
Neither of them would make me happy by themselves, but money would allow me to do
things that would make me happy, while love has been restricting me from doing so. Not
proud of that answer, but it is true.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Ohlordy that's hard, especially because they change as my kinky levels reach capacity...
Currently all just intense roleplaying scenarios: Breastfeeding, extreme gore/necrophilia,
powerplay.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Once, but that was due to a lack of communication. Got guilt tripped into giving oral in a
car because 'he bought me McDonalds'. Upon completion, I realized I could have just walked
the two blocks to where I was staying. - 3-'' Overall that whole night was a mess, though.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
A hotel room, playing the lead characters from Scott Westerfeld's Leviathan Trilogy.
It was the first warm, private room we had to ourselves in over six months of homelessness
in San Francisco, playing characters who spend three straight books pining after each other in
a desperate confusion while having to put those feelings aside because there's a war going on.
Romantic settings for me and Dani are always in the mind, and it's part of the beauty in our
relationship. <3
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Under a tree behind a police station in Salt Lake City, Utah.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Augh, yes, twice. DX Both fucking times by my mom's gay friend, who could not for
the life of him learn to knock!!
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not yet, still! D8 Got'ta work on doing that before I turn 22, and that's quickly approaching.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nuh-uh.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
And got engaged to - in terms of physical sex, anyway. Though yes to men, also. xP
24. What's your sexual preference?
Pansexual with a preference for masculine androgyny (i.e. masculine women, most
trans*peoples).
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yup!
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Maybe, I'm not totally sure - I know I've jerked-off in one during that stint of homelessness.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope, I don't have a work! xD
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Oh yes.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Many things.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Oh
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Twenty-seven!! > w< My lucky number ~ They are two packers (a big one and a tiny
one), two Doc Johnson Vac-u-lock dildos (a double penetrator and an average-sized one), a
normal-sized Feeldoe, a small jewel buttplug (pink and gold), six cock rings (various sizes),
a medium sized jelly buttplug, a Vasu the Naga from Bad Dragon (large, I think) with
cumtube, a clitoral pump, a bit gag, two adult size pacifiers, three collars (two custom, one
bondage-ready with three O-rings, one metal with a copper plate reading 'sweet boi'), purple
leather ankle cuffs, a blindfold, two knives devoted to knifeplay (previously scalpels), a dog
brush (for Big Brother), a simple flogger, a Flying Linguini, a 'SLUT' paddle, a riding crop, a
nylon cane (medium width), a pair of crappy, quick-release handcuffs... oh! Actually, I also
have a fire cupping set that I haven't successfully used. > x>
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Oh yes. > //> Especially for a certain special friend of mine. <3
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Only technically, since Big Brother and I have sex as characters all the time. I'm sure it's
creepy when our roommates hear me shouting 'Daddy'. = //w//=
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, with someone who had a thing for mewling. > //w//>''
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
So much.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
I do! It can transmit STIs after all! o:
This was fun, I hope you enjoyed. XD I went through the process of taking a huge picture of my
whole toy collection to make sure I knew how damn many we have. It was fun and worth it. - w-
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