G'day all,

Sorry for not posting - I guess I must have died after all! Nothing else explains it! XD

Now, given my earlier confession that I'm going to Hell, here's my report from the other side:

It's kind of like a Hotel Room, but there's No Exit... (Anyone edjamacated enough to know that obscure reference will earn *huggles* and 2,000 bonus points!)


Seriously though, the removal went well - they didn't throw the wrong bit away like I expected! XD (They actually also removed a huge mole (about the size of a 20c piece) that was next to it, since it was easier!)

There was a student doctor there too, observing, asking stupid questions and evidently did some of the cutting.

I know it's really hard to believe, but I was a bit of a shit-stirring bastard to her. Yes, it's true, honest!

While my real doctor got prepared, she asked me questions like "How long have I had it? When did it change colour/size?" etc. (Like I'm supposed to know the nape of my neck!)

With a straight face, I explained how it had been there ever since the aliens abducted me and implanted some sort of device there. (It was the perfect position, if you've ever watched the X-Files)

She took it, hook line and sinker, and sat there perplexed. My doctor, in the meantime, had his back to us & I could see his shoulders lurching up & down as he laughed silently. Good thing he has a sense of humour!


Not much else to report. I get the biopsy reports in the next couple of days & I'm generally just as busy as a blue-arsed fly! XD

See you 'round like a rissole!

malignAntarius