Where are you staying?
You can't like, OWN property man.

What day are you getting there?
When the cart for dead people makes his next run

How long are you going?
9 inches.

How are you traveling?
She could tell by my face that I was flying high

Who will you be rooming with?
People who are cooler than you

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
See above

What do you look like?
I'm the big guy in more ways than one (Scarr: Because you stiff people all the time?)

What is your gender?
I keep pilgrim geese. But why would you want to know about my gander?

How tall are you?
My height is my defining characteristic

How is the best way to find you?
Pull out three strands of your hair and place them in an envelope. Tie the envelope to an 18 inch piece of wood (Spruce is preferred obviously, but any type will do) and shake it over your head in a clockwise direction while facing the sun. A wizard will find you to provide further instructions. Ignore the demon, he;s a scam artist.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
The wizard should tell you what parts of me want your attention

Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
Is drunk a panel/event

Will you be going to parties?
A good wingman always says yes

Will you be fursuiting?
Nah, I don't own a suit

Can I talk to you?
I swear to fucking christ if you consider "Hi" a good launchpad for me to work with I am going to slug you

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Are you high?

Can I buy you drinks?
As always, yes.

Can I give you stuff?
I love free stuff

Are you nice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG6Zwjxw1_c

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Hungover

What/where will you be eating?
Getting in those sweet sweet $10 lunches

Can I take your picture?
My super hot fursuit sex always needs pictures of it taken.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have sex with like, at least 20 people

How can I contact you?
Sacrifice an innocent in the hotel pool, and I will seek you out.