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I Was Threatening For A While
10 years ago
But it seems that finally I'll be going to CBRFur. So let's do those questions!
Where are you staying?
Canberra. That's what the CBR stands for.
What day are you getting there?
The same answer as the FurDU one.
How long are you going?
If it lasts more than four hours, consult your healthcare professional.
How are you traveling?
Passed out in the passenger seat.
Who will you be rooming with?
A person who is cooler than you.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
There's a few people I want to see and catch up with (read: touch their junk) but some of them seem a bit will they, wont they about the whole thing. I hope they go.
What do you look like?
I think I'm cute... I KNOW I'm sexy!
What is your gender?
Toaster.
How tall are you?
I'm the tallest one in the room.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
As always, touch my junk
Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
All of them. Probably. Hangover pending.
Will you be going to parties?
Do they do parties at CBRFur?
Will you be fursuiting?
Eww. Fuckin' gross, man.
Can I talk to you?
I swear to god noobie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'see ya' then the next ones after that will be 'oh, my god. My crotch, you punched me in my crotch!'
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only if it includes touching of the naughty bits.
Can I buy you drinks?
This may be the only question I ever take seriously in these things. Yes. You can buy me booze. I will never protest you buying me booze.
Can I give you stuff?
Scratch my last. I will also answer this question seriously. Yes. I will take anything that is free, and if you give me enough free stuff, I'll let you tell people we hung out and chatted all con and I said you were really cool.
I won't actually do that, I'll just let you say it happened.
Are you nice?
I'm cool. Cool people like other cool people. Take how nice I am to you and do the appropriate math.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Following Paskie around like a lost little puppy dog.
What/where will you be eating?
If I don't come back at least 2 kegs heavier it will have been a failure.
Can I take your picture?
You're my biggest fan, you'll follow me until I love you. Papa. Paparazzi.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Why even go to a convention if you're not gonna fuck randoms?
How can I contact you?
Tweet me, bitch.
Where are you staying?
Canberra. That's what the CBR stands for.
What day are you getting there?
The same answer as the FurDU one.
How long are you going?
If it lasts more than four hours, consult your healthcare professional.
How are you traveling?
Passed out in the passenger seat.
Who will you be rooming with?
A person who is cooler than you.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
There's a few people I want to see and catch up with (read: touch their junk) but some of them seem a bit will they, wont they about the whole thing. I hope they go.
What do you look like?
I think I'm cute... I KNOW I'm sexy!
What is your gender?
Toaster.
How tall are you?
I'm the tallest one in the room.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
As always, touch my junk
Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
All of them. Probably. Hangover pending.
Will you be going to parties?
Do they do parties at CBRFur?
Will you be fursuiting?
Eww. Fuckin' gross, man.
Can I talk to you?
I swear to god noobie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'see ya' then the next ones after that will be 'oh, my god. My crotch, you punched me in my crotch!'
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only if it includes touching of the naughty bits.
Can I buy you drinks?
This may be the only question I ever take seriously in these things. Yes. You can buy me booze. I will never protest you buying me booze.
Can I give you stuff?
Scratch my last. I will also answer this question seriously. Yes. I will take anything that is free, and if you give me enough free stuff, I'll let you tell people we hung out and chatted all con and I said you were really cool.
I won't actually do that, I'll just let you say it happened.
Are you nice?
I'm cool. Cool people like other cool people. Take how nice I am to you and do the appropriate math.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Following Paskie around like a lost little puppy dog.
What/where will you be eating?
If I don't come back at least 2 kegs heavier it will have been a failure.
Can I take your picture?
You're my biggest fan, you'll follow me until I love you. Papa. Paparazzi.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Why even go to a convention if you're not gonna fuck randoms?
How can I contact you?
Tweet me, bitch.
