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The results are in...
16 years ago
Went to the doctors to have the stitches out and find out the results of the biopsy.
It seems that I've made a name for myself with the 'alien abduction' crack! The receptionists had heard about it and the nurse was still chuckling about it.
The wounds have opened up a bit, so I've got a nice little hole in the back of my neck, but the way I heal, that'll be gone in a fortnight or so.
The best news was, though, that the biopsy came back good: Turns out it was benign! Just big, fat and ugly - but totally harmless, just like me!
I guess the only thing that is malignant is my narcissism!
It seems that I've made a name for myself with the 'alien abduction' crack! The receptionists had heard about it and the nurse was still chuckling about it.
The wounds have opened up a bit, so I've got a nice little hole in the back of my neck, but the way I heal, that'll be gone in a fortnight or so.
The best news was, though, that the biopsy came back good: Turns out it was benign! Just big, fat and ugly - but totally harmless, just like me!
I guess the only thing that is malignant is my narcissism!
And you're not big fat and ugly... you're just tall, big boned, and cuddly. Plus loveable, and funny, and sweet, and nice.. and.. and... and... ~Better be racking up the bonus points here... at least enough to get extra hugs~ ...and stuff.
I'm really glad you're alright though. Funny growths are not fun. Medical conditions are scary if you think about them too much. But better to be safe then sorry.
Thanks for the sycophantry. *hugs*
Mmmmm....Chocolate ice-cream!
Your head looks like a hole to me!
(an arsehole, that is...)
Otherwise I just come across as "annoying prat."
Saint Fuck, maybe... Pope of Fuck, maybe... Plain ol' Saint? Nevah!
That's nothing!
You wait until I get annoyed! Then you'll hear: "Fuck fuck, Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!"
I'm a prey dragon! I roll off the tongue way easily!
(Your mum likes to roll off the tongue though...)
I'm always arguing about something!
*hugs* I agree with Mea, yous is not big fat an ugly, Yous is just.. big :P It just means your "Challenge for kitsune" size when it comes to nommin ya ;P
<3
Taluthus
Fima's Fursonality: The greatest prophylactic in history!
(Whilst Prophylactic has a few definitions, it commonly refers to a condom!)