For my birthday this year - the 30th of June, for those who are unawares - I have decided that I'm gonna try - for the 100th time in a row - to simply get cash for it. The reason being? I need a new 'daily wear' collar as mine is getting a mite dirty and worn. So, I'm gonna save up and get myself a damn perfect one! However, being the fat bitch I am, I can't just order one that I like - 'cause, fuck, I found one I LOVE - so I'm gonna do my best to order one as close to it as I can. Probably gonna hit up the fellow who my mate, Len, hired to make my last collar and see if he can't get one close to it. And, hell, if I manage to save up enough dosh, I'm gonna get a matching leash, too~!

LET'S SEE MY FRIENDS GET OUT OF TAKING ME FOR WALKS NOW! NO MORE EXCUSES!