Happy birthday to meee

I'm now twenty threee

My rhyming can suck buuut

Dickbuttsweenasspeee

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I'm a genius.

I'll actually be celebrating my birthday after this upcoming midnight shift for work in about...halved hour.

Well...I'll be getting off of my shift, and then sleeping, and then when I wake up, /then/ I'll be with my friends and such. See you all soon, ya buncha bootifurr buttnuggets.

*celebratory handful of confetti*