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I'm no longer an atheist

10 years ago General

I now believe in the force and George Lucas is my god. I shall set up a church in which we watch the holy movies on sundays, renact scenes... might need a dragon to portray the rancor. Also demand the government declare May 4th as an official holiday.

Can't sleep.

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forerunner777 ~forerunner777

Watcher

10 years ago

.... I don't know how to find that funny.

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

I'm just trying to be silly is all.

Krokodil ~krokodil

Krokkothingy

10 years ago

You have a stick up your ass, that's why

forerunner777 ~forerunner777

Watcher

10 years ago

uncall for, and you don't know what I meant by that.

Krokodil ~krokodil

Krokkothingy

10 years ago

Your face. Ooohhhh burn.

I'm a Sith watch out

forerunner777 ~forerunner777

Watcher

10 years ago

you mean you are wrinkled up old fart? XD

Krokodil ~krokodil

Krokkothingy

10 years ago

More POWAHHH

forerunner777 ~forerunner777

Watcher

10 years ago

be careful, too much power makes you fart rainbows instead of powder ( I don't know where this is going anymore, the joke ran away with my brain)

Krokodil ~krokodil

Krokkothingy

10 years ago

My brain is named brian. He's tarded

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

Well I don't care, I'll just rub your belly while you drool.

Krokodil ~krokodil

Krokkothingy

10 years ago

*drooools*

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DrkKaiser ~drkkaiser

Writer

10 years ago

It's okay. you shall consider george lucas a god, but I will be the one using that church as a seat for my rise in power.

Anthro Artist

10 years ago

no one has ever doubted your power big guy

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

Guess I'll have to put some extra reinforcement in the structure of the church of Lucas. If you leave draconic butt cheek imprints upon it, I'll be pissed.

DrkKaiser ~drkkaiser

Writer

10 years ago

Hey now. My ass is the least of your worries! You still got the rest of me to deal with~

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

I may be small, but I'm a devious and cunning... not to mention I pack quite the punch. The last giant-like god I dealt with became insane drooling wreck. So don't you dare leave butt imprints on my church or so help me you'll regret it you very large fearsomely handsome dragon god!

DrkKaiser ~drkkaiser

Writer

10 years ago

*Chuckles* Well maybe we can work on that. Make a mold of my rear so you can reinforce your temple for me to sit properly? I could work with you on that. And handsome? Well...I'm certainly pleased to hear you consider as such!

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

Funny thing is, I was drinking and typing when I wrote that... so I was under the influence of sexy vision at the time.

DrkKaiser ~drkkaiser

Writer

10 years ago

Well at least I know what you truly think of me. *Grins*

Vadrigos ~vadrigos

Struggling Artist

10 years ago

Nono, see Lucas would replace Christ, as the holy conduit of the Word of the Force. And the characters would all have gospels. Han Solo's would probably be the most popular.

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

That would be awesome!

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OP

Watcher

10 years ago

Not to mention later on Luke eventually gets a deep intimate kiss from his sister.

willing_prey94 ~willingprey94

Watcher

10 years ago

did you know that there's an actual religion about it? Just saying

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

Really? Damn, I'd figure they would wait a couple thousand years before forming a religion around it since the original author of it is still alive.

willing_prey94 ~willingprey94

Watcher

10 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZWcr4l-zz8

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

LOL, Jediism!

And Scientology is evil.

Chioxin ~chioxin

10 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if in two thousand years from now.... there really is a serious world wide religion based on the star wars stuff. =P

sithman91 ~sithman91

Writer

10 years ago

i'd be in heaven if I got reincarnated during that time

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

Just imagine, people in Jedi Robes walking around sprouting as a farewell to their friends, "May the Force" Be with you.

sithman91 ~sithman91

Writer

10 years ago

XD with real light sabers!! :D

Chioxin ~chioxin

10 years ago

But like every other religion, and like SWG... They'll speak of jedi existing, having seen them, yada yada... and no one has nor is there proof of it.

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

Either that or Harry Potter.

JagKitty ~jagkitty

Writer

10 years ago

Awesome!! *chews on ears*

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

*pets*

Ashtalon ~ashtalon

Cinnamon Dragon

10 years ago

Can I audition for the part of the dragon? I mean, the rancor?

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

Sure! If you don't mind gobbling me up repeatly

Ashtalon ~ashtalon

Cinnamon Dragon

10 years ago

Hmmm, I had a think about it and actually - I don't mind gobbling you up repeatedly!

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

I do adore dragon predators. <3

fuuuuuuu ~fuuuuuuu

yes, an actual account

10 years ago

the funny part is that there actualy is a religion for that x3

A golden pawprint

PunkTiger ~punktiger

The Original since 1993!

10 years ago

Here's the other funny part... People haven't realized today is another pseudo-holiday like Pi Day (3/14), Stoner Day (or whatever it's called) (4/20), or Pocky Day (11/11).

To put it succinctly, "May the Fourth be with you."

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

May the 4th be with you too!

3D Animator

10 years ago

Phew... I was worried for a second when I saw the title. lol

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

Yea I would be too since this isn't on 4/1!

Bork Bork Bork

10 years ago

There was a census in the UK a few years back where a high portion of people sarcastically put 'Jedi' as their religion :D It was around 390,000 people xD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_c.....sus_phenomenon

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

Thats what I would put down too!

jayri-veradian-avieock ~jayri-veradian-avieock

Twitch Affiliate, Watcher of art

10 years ago

lolz

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

At least people are loling then demanding my head on a pyke!

jayri-veradian-avieock ~jayri-veradian-avieock

Twitch Affiliate, Watcher of art

10 years ago

lol. I don't care what people follow really. to an extent.

OP

Watcher

10 years ago

Same here, though I only care when those people try to cuff me to themselves and make me follow them.

jayri-veradian-avieock ~jayri-veradian-avieock

Twitch Affiliate, Watcher of art

10 years ago

*cuffs and hauls off to parts unknown* muah hahahaha!

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