Oh, I wish I had a butt.
I have nothing there.
Hurts to sit down.
Pretty much everywhere.

Being goofy is my thing.
But without any butt to sit....
I must be kinda lame?

Where did it go?
I never had this problem as a kid..
People don't notice.
But, to me as a kid it never did.

A butt's a butt right?
Be proud of yours.
Moon people you hate.
Hopefully return safe.

Your flat butt will thank you.
So sit on your bed.
At least it doesn't feel like dead.