Look, I have nothing better to do. Let's make some beautiful art together. Wouldn't that be fun? Just you and me, and maybe a lineup of other people waiting for me to finish your piece? That would be nice. We never get to spend any quality time together. I don't even remember what species your character is to be honest... Lion? Sergal? Rainbow Angel Snake-Leopard? Let's do it. Hell, let's animate this guy. I bet you don't have anything of him/her/xer animated. And it's not like I'm charging an arm and a leg either. Go ahead, check my prices. I mean, $35 for an animated icon! For that price, you could probably buy 20 without a second thought!

You know, you should do it. I would like that.