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Couple Meme
10 years ago
General
Characters:
MJ and Calamity
Questions:
1) Who are you? Age / race?
Calamity: 30 And none of your business
MJ: Madame Jade twenty eight year old cheetah crime lord
2) Now who's your lover? Whats his/her age/race?
Calamity: Madame Jade, the pretty kitty.
MJ: A cute but crabby floof face
3) What makes your lover so special?
Calamity: Everything. >_>
MJ: You want me to sit here Jabbering all damn day?
4) Have you ever doubted your lover?
Calamity: Not since we've been together, before that though...yes.
MJ: Is that question rhetorical?
5) Have you ever used pickup lines on your lover? Which ones?
Calamity: Pick up lines.... I don't need pick up lines.
MJ: Umm I called him a looker once that count?
6) Which is the most embarrassing moment you've had with your lover?
Calamity: Uhm...perhaps talking about what 74 meant.
MJ: A voodoo priestess turned me into a cartoon duck once..shut up
7) Do you believe in sex after marriage?
Calamity: Before..after...between....wait what?
MJ: Before in between and after....why the hell would you ask such a dumb fuck question
8) Do you have any sexual desires that you would like to try with your lover? If you do then what is it?
Calamity: None of your fucking business.
MJ: I'm not telling you that you prevented fuck
9) What really turns you on?
Calamity: ............Again...go fuck yourself.
MJ: Oh you just keep pushing don't you
10) Do you know your lover's weak spot? Does he/she know yours?
Calamity: I don't know, but I'm not sure if Fabio could count as a weak spot..
MJ: 74....
11) What happens if you find your lover with another man/woman? How would you interpret that?
Calamity: How would I interpret that? Well, to put it bluntly, the guy would die. After a very long session of torture.
MJ: -goes into a long winded rant about torture-
12) Any fantasy with your lover? Pervy answers allowed.
MJ: -imitates the sound of a cracking whip-
Calamity: What the hell is with all these sexual questions? And why'd you just make that noise?
13) Ever had fights?
Calamity: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Well only one major one, and I wish to never do that again. That was.....terrible.
MJ: Fighters nooooo never. -gives Calamity the look-
14) How was the love confession?
Calamity: Honestly? I was put with her by my creator. But I couldn't be happier with that choice.
MJ: What he said
15) How do you feel about your lover's family members? Do you know them?
Calamity: Never met them...kinda killed mine before I met her so..
MJ: My family thinks I'm dead
16) Speaking of families, do you wish to start one together?
Calamity: ........not at the moment.
MJ: I'm not thinking about a kid till I get a damn ring
17) We're finished! What are you going to do now?
Calamity: Uh, something productive?
MJ: -Tugs on Calamity's ears-
