--Where are you staying?
Uhhh... I think I'm in the main hotel.

--When will you be arriving and leaving?
Thhhhursday? Thursday. I asked. Leaving on.. I think Monday.

--Who will you be hanging with?
: ryuuyouki: and Loki, room-wise. Me, Myself, and I, otherwise? Idunno. My table? I'm hanging out with my table. And you!

--Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
TABLE. Come buy my stuff visit me in the Dealers' Den! After DR? I'll be doing panels! (Journal forthcoming. Really. REALLY!) Otherwise? I.. uhm.. I dunno. Following who ever wants to tempt me with free drinks?

--What/where will you be eating?
I CAN'T EVEN DRESS MYSELF. You want me to think that far ahead?? Wherever they don't require pants. That's where.

--Will you be having a room party?
Not my room, not my party.

--Can I talk to you?
Si. Oui. Hai.

--Can I take pictures with you?
Noplease? Don't break your camera on me. But TOTALLY photograph my table, my students, the carpet.. whatever!

--Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
NnnnnyyyyyeeeaaaaahI don't know. Ask again later!

--If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Throw money at my face. Or mention Ponies. Or tell me I know you. That usually works.

--Do you do free art/trades?
Maybe? Definitely maybe.

--Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show?
No, and yes, and no. In that order.

--What's your goal for the con this year?
SELL ALL THE THINGS!