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I'm so bored that I stayed up till 5:30 answering a meme
10 years ago
1. Pick an OC!
2. Fill in the questions as if you were the OC!
3. Tag 4 people with this!
4. Tell those people they've been tagged!
Tagged bymy friend the utter trashlord 
Taluthus Wow he's cool. He eats people and gives them memes. Witness now as I ramble on about my fake self.
1. What is your name?
Scarf. Just Scarf. Ya could call me "WhiteStripedScarf" or "Scarf with white stripes" or "Whitey" or whatever. Most people call me "Scarf." The sergal's name is Logan though.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Someone looked at me and called me Scarf. Since then I've learned that is, in fact, what I am; A scarf.
3. Single or taken?
Well, Taken stars Liam Neeson and he killed people so I think there will be serious repercussions if I say "Single".
(Scarf is single.)
4. Have any abilities or powers?
My threads can lengthen, shorten, untwine, retwine, and weave with the threads of fate. The way you stare vacantly into the blue light of the computer tells me you don't know what that is. Put simply, living things have threads of fate coming off of them. I can weave with these and influence their direction to control the bearer of these fate threads.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
EXCUSE ME.
6. What's your eye color?
I'm going to say "Hazel" and leave you wondering forever if I lied or if there is actually a pair of eyeballs swimming in these threads.
Oh, but the sergal's eyes are grey.
7. How about hair color?
I'm going to say "Red" and leave you wondering forever if I lied or if- woah, deja vu.
Logan's hair is orange though, if that means anything.
8. Have you any family members?
My beloved mother who wove me! Ah, she loves me so. . . if only I could be with her right now. She's sent me off into this place to keep me safe.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Well, I have a cat, a snake, a dragon, and this sergal, I'd never call them "pets" though. More like. . . convenient transport, communication and amusement systems?
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Stale memes. Moldy bread. Current cinema trends. Taluthus and this guy. He gives people memes to fill out.
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
There was this one time I threw a host over a cliff just to see what it was like so I guess my hobby is. . . doing new things?
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I keep sharp things on my person for just such a thing!
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Yeah, but that's a matter of opinion.
14. What kind of animal are you?
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enha.....93475356-3.jpg
15. Name your worst habits
Sometimes I forget the limits of my host and end up cracking their bones or tearing their muscles from overexertion and whatnot. Makes parties pretty fun though. People get REALLY excited when you break your arm at them!
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Only the tall ones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
This has got to be a trick question.
18. Do you go to school?
Nope.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
I'm sure there's some beautiful purple striped scarf out there for me and we'll get together and have little lavender striped yarn balls and oh it will be so delightful and picturesque! Oh!
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
None that I know about.
21. What are you most afraid of?
FIRE.
22. What do you usually wear?
Logan.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
You keep asking these questions that I have to make absurd/joke answers for.
24. Am I annoying you?
Let's see, the wind is blowing east and it's 5AM on a Wednesday and the moon is half full so. . . yes.
25. Well, it's still not over!
A self-aware questionnaire. Hilarious.
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
And then I'm gonna evade the question with humor!
27. How many friends do you have?
Enough.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Comedy gold in slapstick, plus you can eat it. It's like weaponized desert. What's not to love?
30. Favorite drink?
I don't drink things, I'm a scarf. . . but the answer is Iced Tea.
31. What's your favorite place?
Any neck.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Logan fascinates me. The two of us are somehow intrinsically drawn to each other. . . oh yeah, I knew what you wanted to know you damn gossip. You stale gossip meme!
33. That was a stupid question.
More self-aware questionnaire! It's not getting old! Never!
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Lake. If my host drowns out there at least I'll wash up to shore sooner.
35. What's your type?
200% Snark.
36. Any fetishes?
Asking really illogical questions. We have something in common!
37. Seme or uke?
ugh.
38. Camping or indoors?
Yes.
39. Who are you gonna tag?
I won't make them suffer as I have.
2. Fill in the questions as if you were the OC!
3. Tag 4 people with this!
4. Tell those people they've been tagged!
Tagged by
Taluthus Wow he's cool. He eats people and gives them memes. Witness now as I ramble on about my fake self.1. What is your name?
Scarf. Just Scarf. Ya could call me "WhiteStripedScarf" or "Scarf with white stripes" or "Whitey" or whatever. Most people call me "Scarf." The sergal's name is Logan though.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Someone looked at me and called me Scarf. Since then I've learned that is, in fact, what I am; A scarf.
3. Single or taken?
Well, Taken stars Liam Neeson and he killed people so I think there will be serious repercussions if I say "Single".
(Scarf is single.)
4. Have any abilities or powers?
My threads can lengthen, shorten, untwine, retwine, and weave with the threads of fate. The way you stare vacantly into the blue light of the computer tells me you don't know what that is. Put simply, living things have threads of fate coming off of them. I can weave with these and influence their direction to control the bearer of these fate threads.
5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
EXCUSE ME.
6. What's your eye color?
I'm going to say "Hazel" and leave you wondering forever if I lied or if there is actually a pair of eyeballs swimming in these threads.
Oh, but the sergal's eyes are grey.
7. How about hair color?
I'm going to say "Red" and leave you wondering forever if I lied or if- woah, deja vu.
Logan's hair is orange though, if that means anything.
8. Have you any family members?
My beloved mother who wove me! Ah, she loves me so. . . if only I could be with her right now. She's sent me off into this place to keep me safe.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Well, I have a cat, a snake, a dragon, and this sergal, I'd never call them "pets" though. More like. . . convenient transport, communication and amusement systems?
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Stale memes. Moldy bread. Current cinema trends.
Taluthus and this guy. He gives people memes to fill out.11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
There was this one time I threw a host over a cliff just to see what it was like so I guess my hobby is. . . doing new things?
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I keep sharp things on my person for just such a thing!
13. Ever… killed anyone before?
Yeah, but that's a matter of opinion.
14. What kind of animal are you?
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enha.....93475356-3.jpg
15. Name your worst habits
Sometimes I forget the limits of my host and end up cracking their bones or tearing their muscles from overexertion and whatnot. Makes parties pretty fun though. People get REALLY excited when you break your arm at them!
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Only the tall ones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
This has got to be a trick question.
18. Do you go to school?
Nope.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
I'm sure there's some beautiful purple striped scarf out there for me and we'll get together and have little lavender striped yarn balls and oh it will be so delightful and picturesque! Oh!
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
None that I know about.
21. What are you most afraid of?
FIRE.
22. What do you usually wear?
Logan.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
You keep asking these questions that I have to make absurd/joke answers for.
24. Am I annoying you?
Let's see, the wind is blowing east and it's 5AM on a Wednesday and the moon is half full so. . . yes.
25. Well, it's still not over!
A self-aware questionnaire. Hilarious.
26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
And then I'm gonna evade the question with humor!
27. How many friends do you have?
Enough.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Comedy gold in slapstick, plus you can eat it. It's like weaponized desert. What's not to love?
30. Favorite drink?
I don't drink things, I'm a scarf. . . but the answer is Iced Tea.
31. What's your favorite place?
Any neck.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Logan fascinates me. The two of us are somehow intrinsically drawn to each other. . . oh yeah, I knew what you wanted to know you damn gossip. You stale gossip meme!
33. That was a stupid question.
More self-aware questionnaire! It's not getting old! Never!
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Lake. If my host drowns out there at least I'll wash up to shore sooner.
35. What's your type?
200% Snark.
36. Any fetishes?
Asking really illogical questions. We have something in common!
37. Seme or uke?
ugh.
38. Camping or indoors?
Yes.
39. Who are you gonna tag?
I won't make them suffer as I have.
Sincerely
SIR Trashlord