My small dog thinks it's hilarious to run and bounce off butts and backs of knees. No one has fallen yet, but I think she's trying for that goal, lol

HAHA! That's wonderful! She's trying to help you to the floor so she can kiss youuuu!
My two bullies slam into the backs of people's legs often, they've knocked more than one person down.
They almost knocked somebody off their feet at the dog park the other day, whole pack of dogs runs past a person, and only mine slams into them >.<

LMFAO. Oh, that's hilarious. My dog, Kar does the standing on the hair thing, and then proceeds to give you nasty slobbery kisses over your whole face.

He also has the fastest tongue ever and will linger near your face waiting for you to talk so he can slap his entire tongue across the roof of your mouth.

Mostly, my dog's goofy behaviors have to do with his ability to somehow understand the human language. If you ask him to sit he'll dance around like a moron. But if you ask him "Kar, where are your manners?" he sits down so fast it'll make your head spin. Same with asking him to get off the bed. Try a command like "Off" or "Down" and you're met with a sad collie face like you're gonna kick him out of the room forever. But casually mention to him "Hey Kar, could you jump down for a minute?" and he'll jump right down and wait for you to give him to okay to come back up onto the bed.

He's such a silly boy :P

Aww he sounds like a lot of fun!

I've never given Brew a chance at learning to dive into mouths because bull terriers have a hard enough time with manners as it is xD and Babe wasn't a kisser when I adopted her (I think she was trained not to lick people), but my last dog had a game we called "Kissyface" where we'd get right up close to his face, and see if we could charge in and smooch his cheek and pull away before he had a chance to get his tongue out to kiss us back, so he was always getting all sneaky faced at us and then charging us with kisses, it was the sweetest thing and he thought it was so much fun.

I totally know what you mean about seeming to understand our language or intentions. Brewster can be a bit of a brat when he doesn't want off the bed, I'll be like "Ok Brew, get down" and he'll walk to the edge of the bed then look at me like "are you really sure?" and I'll be like "Yep, you. off." and he'll kinda linger on the edge looking at me to see if I forget I told him off. He'd like me to change my mind haha, but if I'm just trying to put a basket of laundry on the bed or something super casual and I'm like "ok look out" he'll get out of the way in a heartbeat. He knows sometimes he can test me and sometimes I'm not going to have the patience haha. He also knows "push over" and "out of my spot" hahahaha

Dogs are so lovely ;___;

Lol my cousins pit has this habit of playing around and running back and forth as he tosses a sock around. He get yelled at for it and tries to hide it under his body.

Oh many dogs that try to hide what they've been doing HAHA, their faces give them away every damn time xD

I used to have a bull mastiff who would line up all of her squeaky toys and boop them with her nose to make them all squeak. Then she would stare at them with her tail wagging and do it again.

God I love dogs.

Wow that's hilarious and weird! I sometimes wonder what goes through their heads, my grandmother's dog used to stand all of his toys up, he wouldn't let any of them be lying down ever. Somehow he knew what position was the "right" position for them to be in, it was really strange o.o

XD
I have so many stories X3
One favourite is when my dog would sleep on the stairs right where they narrowed so you basically had to jump over her to get anywhere but when you made to climb over her, she'd stand up to try and give you hugs and kisses as you struggled to not fall and break your neck...

HAHAHA my parents black cat does this on their dark basement stairs, he has white toes, and a white flash on his neck, so he tucks his toes and neck in under him so nobody can see them, then waits to kill people. I think he may want to know what human tastes like, maybe tired of salmon ;D

My grandfathers dogs sometimes go between your legs when you're going down stairs, it's pretty dangerous because they're huge, especially the male, and one time he actually wound up riding a golden retriever down the stairs, it's lucky he's not a big man, and that it was only about 5 stairs. That would have scared the crap out of me!

XD
Yeah, she wasn't tiny so it could be pretty hairy when she got up if you were half over her XD
That sounds fun and terrifying at the same time O_O

Lol My Maggie, a 110 lb Labrador-Great Pyrenees, lays on me and suddenly turns deaf when I ask her to get off of me. xD She's also a huge bed and cover hog and will put all four feet on my back and push me across the bed, then rolls herself until she's a blanket and dog burrito. She let's my 5 year old cousin hang all over her too (this particular niece had been banned from having small pets since she loves them too hard and it ends in tears).

Monster, my Blue Heeler-Catahoula, lives up to his name at times. If he was human, he'd be a VERY bad kid. xD He's made a habit of trying to steal cigarettes out of my mom's hand no matter how many times we get onto him for it (like your dog, he thinks it's funny and sees it as playing with my mom). He will also "argue" with us by barking and grumbling when we talk to him. And he has an addiction to feet. He will take my feet captive and lick until he's content.

Your dog sounds pretty funny too. xD I'd love to see some of the things you described. lol

Aww hahaha blanket hogs are the worst, you wake up stone cold and sore and realize the dog has ALL the blankets. Brew puts his nose under them and starts walking to the back of the bed trying to get himself all covered up, usually it results in him at the bottom of the bed with blankets over only his head like a derp and me totally uncovered and frozen lol.

Monster is just trying to help your mom quit smoking ;D haha.

Bull terriers think some really weird stuff is funny, Brew will tear up grass just so that you yell and chase him, he makes sure to be really dramatic about it too. https://www.flickr.com/photos/brews.....lly/9209686029

I'm not sure that Babe actually finds this sort of thing funny, but we do: https://www.flickr.com/photos/brews.....lly/7146763663 https://www.flickr.com/photos/brews.....lly/7000698622

My Reuben is a jackrussell mix and he loves to curl around asses and got to sleep. He also loves making sexy poses when he's out and about and resting- lounging with his legs behind to make his ass all purt like HAY GURL HAY.

He has a deformity in his right front leg so he has a sort of quirked paw, so it looks like he's making a gay/sassy/vogue pose which is always hilarious

He likes to be the little spoon when it's bedtime, and he'll tell me to go to bed so that its nice and warm. Sometimes to tell me he loves me he insists in cleaning my whole fucking face when I'm asleep is2g

HAHAH awww he sounds lovely! My mom wants a jack, I'm so hesitant to support that decision just because all of the jacks I've met have been really high energy, and we're definitely more laid back/burst energy type people haha but I love love love them still <3

Terriers are so great, both of mine pose like that too with their back legs, when I first adopted my girl she was really overweight and her ass was really something to behold in that position xDDD https://www.flickr.com/photos/brews.....lly/6830250807

Brew is a total little spoon toooo! He gets really crabby if it's bedtime and we're not in bed lol, he'll even growl at lamps and televisions if he wants them turned off or turned down hahaha!

The things dogs do when we're asleep ;___; Babe will sit on me when she's bored, if I happen to be sleeping on my stomach I wake up feeling like my back is broken because I have a 55lb dog sitting on it HAHA.

I heard the same, but my dog is entirely the opposite. He has stamina for long walks, but he's very calm and relaxed. Not lazy. I've been, since puppyhood, not engaging or encouraging with hyperactivity or ever sort of winding him up??? So a mix of temperament and upbringing I think keeps him calm- and I give him 2 hour main walks and make sure he meets plenty of other dogs and stays stimulated. I hope that's why he's so calm, submissive and confident! He makes friends with 99.99999% of dogs because even if they're anxious or grumpy, he won't push into their personal space and he doesn't respond to aggravation behaviour. He'll briefly snap if he's mounted, but its a telling off, not things kicking off.

I AM SO PROUD OF HIM LOL

also he's gotten fat the lil fattie over winter he was putting on weight naturally, and he was hit by a car 2 months ago UxU he survived and no major injuries, but all the recovering let the food pile on the pounds.

When he was a puppy!! He needed me awake at 6am for breakfast, and I'd stumble downstairs, feed him then go to sleep on the kitchen floor on my face and he'd go to sleep between my shoulderblades ;v;

He also learnt how beds/pillows/covers work from watching me so much! Now he actually gets into bed and thuds his head on the pillow like it's been a long day lmao http://imgur.com/eEuTE58

AND THE THRILLING ADVENTURE OF
That Time I Came Out Of The Shower To Find He'd Been Eating A Treat On My Bed And That's Not Allowed And He Totally Knew It
PART ONE PART TWO PART THREE
(trying not to laugh was the hardest part)

OH GOD HE IS SO CUTE!

Haha yeah that's good to not engage or encourage hyperactivity, even though it can be really fun ;__; with Brewster because my guys are such an unusual and strange looking breed, people always always always greet him with excitement, and after months and months of telling my friends and family not to, they finally learned, but strangers are another story. Luckily he's a really sweet dog and just wants to love everything and everyone up, and is even friendly with cats, but still he has his excess energy when meeting strangers because 90% of them get really high pitched and excited when they see him xD

That guilt face oh my, hahaha aww ;__;

Also, brew sleeps with his head on pillows all the time too! He also likes to be tucked in, if I don't tuck him in he'll take all my blankets in the middle of the night. https://www.flickr.com/photos/brews.....posted-public/

dogggssss. the best. lol

My Doberman likes to bust into the bathroom and wipe her eye boogers on my legs while I'm using the toilet.

LOL GROSS <3333 Brew comes into the bathroom and gives me guilty face when i'm on the toilet, he doesn't think we're allowed to poop/pee inside, so he is a little worried somebody will get in trouble.

LOL OH MY GOD I wonder if that's what my dogs are thinking...LOL The Doberman is just a nasty butt...the Pit Bull will burp in my face and even fart in the bed. |:

Waffles comes up and burps in my face >_>

dog burps are hilarious at least ;D Waffles wants you to know that he/she thoroughly enjoyed the food haha

He's on a raw food diet, so it always smells like beefy death. Blech.

Aw gross hahaha, my guys get kelp probiotic with their food, reallllly helps with the breath. My female refuses to chew food and would rather choke it down as fast as possible, so her breath is extra rancid, food sits in her stomach longer waiting to break down than it would if she chewed :/

You know, their breath usually isn't that bad.. it's just when he BURPS. He gulps air when he eats, so he ends up with gas -_-. It's one of the reasons that he stays in his crate for an hour or so after eating, so his stomach can calm down a bit before he starts running around.

Cats can be really naughty with people food rofl xD I can't keep bread on the counter or my cats open the bag up and drop the loaf on the floor for the dogs to eat.

Sense of humor? I have three dogs and the only thing I get is intense jealousy. One of my corgis peed on my work backpack because the pitbull was allowed int he bed but the corgi can't make the jump...

Aww he needs some doggie stairs. Dogs are definitely like kids with jealousy, they notice if one dog is getting treatment or priveleges that they're not. Just give your corgi a nice comfy bed of his own right next to yours or a lift up so he doesn't feel left out :p

My 12 year old Chihuahua has no teeth so her tongue always sticks out so when she looks straight at you she looks like the goofiest little turd.
But every time she sees me she will bark and run around the house like something is on fire. Then she stop, look at me, play bow then start running around really fast. She will so this for 10 minutes until she finally hops on me and rolls in my lap.
She's a weird dog.

Our basset hound was sleeping on the leg rest of the recliner on the couch?
So our pug sits on the other side of the arm rest (there's an arm rest between the chair bits, its' where the button is to put the leg rest back in) and presses the button. So our sleeping basset hound ends up falling on the ground and the pug just sits there all proud of herself before stealing the seat.

My dogs are assholes basically. And we have 5 of them. (Pug has a son and daughter. They're as bad as her)

oh my gosh, Pugs and bassets are two of my favorite breeds! They sound like such an adorable funny pair.

I have a Basset Hound too. My family used to have Pugs. Funny little dogs, I miss living with pugs.

Aw c: I never thought I'd own a basset but after having one now I just adore them~

Pugs on the other hand.. very very stubborn but they make up for it with their cute squiggle tails ^^

My Golden-mix will come up to me when I'm cooking, and drop his plush lobster toy onto the kitchen floor. So I'll tell him, "no, Roy, I am not cooking you lobster today."