Anybody else who writes a zoosex story about a knight...
10 years ago
Anybody else who writes a zoosex story about a knight banging two dragons, a male and a female, that rhymes as an assignment for your language teacher? No? Just me?
During lunchtime the next day she came to me. She was laughing hysteric and said this was the scariest story she had ever read in her entire life. My friend who was sitting at the same table couldn't figure out how something that makes someone laugh so much could be so scary and he got a little curious about what I've written. I showed him after lunch. He had the same reaction. The story begins very innocent, but after about halfway through the story the knights bloody sword appear to be something else than a sword. The reader probably expected the penetration to aim higher and get bloody, not lower and wet. They got quite impressed with all the synonyms I could get out of penis, pussy and arse.
I will post the poetry later but It'll be in swedish so only a few of you can understand it. You could translate it but it would kill all the rhymes and get a bit dull.
However, there are consequences for those who breaks the schools rules and porn in any way is not acceptable. A day or so later the principal (who was also my marine teacher) wanted to see me, in a private room. I thought to myself that now I've gone too far. But instead, the head leader of the school broke one of their own rules right in front of me. They offered me a job for the summer. They have agreed to not accept students of their own to work for them, they even said that to the whole school during the information time. They asked if we knew someone in our family or friends who needed work could send in an application, but only one spot was free, and they asked me. I can't believe it! They asked me for my help instead of me asking them to work for money. Something like this just doesn't happen! Not now anyways, maybe 20 years ago but not now! Well, maybe in some other country but not in Sweden!
II think I'm gambling a little too much with my life here, or is my personality so friendly and unique that they blindly ignores my forbidden fantasies?
Anyway, here is the story for ya, well, for those who can understand it that is.
How vulgar, and I posted that to my teacher. God I love my sick mind.
During lunchtime the next day she came to me. She was laughing hysteric and said this was the scariest story she had ever read in her entire life. My friend who was sitting at the same table couldn't figure out how something that makes someone laugh so much could be so scary and he got a little curious about what I've written. I showed him after lunch. He had the same reaction. The story begins very innocent, but after about halfway through the story the knights bloody sword appear to be something else than a sword. The reader probably expected the penetration to aim higher and get bloody, not lower and wet. They got quite impressed with all the synonyms I could get out of penis, pussy and arse.
I will post the poetry later but It'll be in swedish so only a few of you can understand it. You could translate it but it would kill all the rhymes and get a bit dull.
However, there are consequences for those who breaks the schools rules and porn in any way is not acceptable. A day or so later the principal (who was also my marine teacher) wanted to see me, in a private room. I thought to myself that now I've gone too far. But instead, the head leader of the school broke one of their own rules right in front of me. They offered me a job for the summer. They have agreed to not accept students of their own to work for them, they even said that to the whole school during the information time. They asked if we knew someone in our family or friends who needed work could send in an application, but only one spot was free, and they asked me. I can't believe it! They asked me for my help instead of me asking them to work for money. Something like this just doesn't happen! Not now anyways, maybe 20 years ago but not now! Well, maybe in some other country but not in Sweden!
II think I'm gambling a little too much with my life here, or is my personality so friendly and unique that they blindly ignores my forbidden fantasies?
Anyway, here is the story for ya, well, for those who can understand it that is.
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En riddares resa
En riddare med full rustning, en sköld och ett blodigt svärd.
Han vandrade omkring i denna torra döda värld.
Sten och berg, grus och sand.
Bakom sig hade han lämnat sitt land.
Vår riddare hade blivit förvisad av kungen.
Tråkigt för denna riddare, för han var ju en ung en.
Han gick till fots, det var varmt, solen sken.
Allt kändes hopplöst, det var tungt för dessa ben.
Dock bet han ihop och traskade sig fram.
Trots rustningen som vägde många kilogram.
En grotta med en drake i, ja det var det han skulle finna.
För där fanns det värde och skatter att vinna.
Han närmade sig målet, utmattad och sliten.
Den steniga väggen var hög, han kände sig liten.
Och en grotta med en ingång det hittade han med.
Han sprang mot den, han blev glad! Han var tvungen å le.
Han rusade in i gången och snart så såg han rök.
Han sprang så han snubblade, det var nästan som om han dök.
Så en bit in i grottan så hittade han sitt pris.
Detta behövde denna riddare, hans liv var ju en kris.
Mitt framför sig så såg han draken, stor, ståtlig och stark.
Denna riddare var en dåre som befanns sig på dess mark.
Men draken stod där med en förvånadsfull min.
Och riddaren visade då fram sitt ondskefulla flin.
Nu så hade han påträffat det han ville hitta.
Mitt mellan benen fanns hennes enorma fitta.
Riddaren slängde av sig rustningen och drog fram sitt 'blodiga svärd'.
Denna korrupta riddares förnuft var helt bortom sin värd.
Draken underkastade sig och lade sig på rygg.
Han klappade då hennes mage och sa "Du kan känna dig trygg."
Riddaren smekte hennes läppar och spred dem för att undersöka hennes hål.
"Här skall det fyllas med människo sperma! Det är vårat mål!"
Den gigantiska reptilen blev chockad, hon förstod ju vad han sa.
Men om han skulle lyckas fylla henne, ja då fick han allt vara bra!
Ollonet in först, sedan gled in resten.
Han älskade tanken på att få knulla denna besten.
Hennes insida var varm, mjuk, våt och skön.
Men snart kom en ny skugga runt ett krön.
Det kom en till drake, en hane! Han verkade inte särskild glad.
Så ur honans 'slida' fick riddaren dra ur sitt 'blad'.
Men hanen kom snabbt bakom honom och visade sin egen snopp.
Den var monstruös, lika stor som hela riddarens kropp.
Hanen tog honom bakifrån men kuken var för stor.
Det gjorde ont för den stackars riddaren, han grät efter sin mor.
Hanen var dock beslutsam och drog till med all sin kraft.
Och krossade riddarens rektum, han fylldes av dess skaft.
Smärtan var oumbärlig, han blev verkligen satt på prövning.
Men honan kom å tröstade honom, och det blev nästan som en bedövning.
Hon la sig på rygg igen och visade sin snippa.
För att indikera att hans penis fick åter dippa.
Och hingst draken juckade tills han kom, vilken spruta!
Naturligt glidmedel for riddarens rumpa, det fick han njuta.
Tack vare detta nådde han sin egen klimax och sköt själv några skott.
Honan kraftigt överraskad över detta, riddarens mål var uppnått.
Hon skakades av känslan, hennes vagina började knipa.
Hon klämde så hårt att riddaren var fastsatt i hennes 'pipa'.
Klimax var himmelsk men snart nådde den sitt slut.
Och gud vilken lättnad när jätten bakom drog den ut.
Här fanns det sperma, lite blod och inte minst en god del svett.
Aldrig hade riddaren trott att efter ett samlag skulle han känna sig mätt.
Han såg ut att vara gravid, den magen var proppad!
Ja så kan det gå när man på baksidan blir snoppad.
Han kelade med dem båda och bestämde sig för att stanna för resten av sitt liv.
För honom så såg han framtiden från ett mycket unikt perspektiv.
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How vulgar, and I posted that to my teacher. God I love my sick mind.
Yeah I Translated it to get the jidst of it, since I don't know a spec of Swedish.
But something like this turned in for an assignment? God damn you're a mad man.
Bwahah <3
And I should probably also mention that the Swedish course was pretty rushed due to some political errors. A course I've read, and many others, had only 50 hours of work before but they changed it to 100 so that course no longer counted. We had to start a course we finished several years ago all over again. Many protested. This is how I protested. Heh. Ehehehe.
I'm lucky she reacted the way she did, or else it might have ended ugly.
All the other work we did hand in I did it like any regular student. It was just that particular piece that did stand out in that way.
But you've got amazing writing skill, too.
I guess because I'm friendly and hard working they took it as a joke and were having a bit fun about it.
But I'm pretty sure if I skipped school and told everyone to shut-the-fuck-up all the time they would have looked at the same story a little differently.