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10 years ago
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Hermes: Spiderjump decides to go for a run cause f**k it
DICKOFSTEEL: Dustpelt is gone again. Quailpaw is huddled next to Dawnpaw. Nighttail is trying to keep her kits under control.
DICKOFSTEEL: Halfface looks frozen.
Alopiidae: Stormglare -freezes alone in elder's den-
Hermes: (im finally doing it.... the last ref that needs a new one..... Ravensong you are finally getting drawn lol)
DICKOFSTEEL: lol
DICKOFSTEEL: )
Hermes: Palepaw brings moss to Stormglare to help unthaw him
DICKOFSTEEL: Halface tries to move and falls over her legs are stiff.
Alopiidae: "I survived on my own before" he shivers "I can do it agaiiiin"
Hermes: i mean she was my first warrior OC ever so yeahhh )
Hermes: Palepaw scoffs "Your gonna freeze just accept the moss..."
Alopiidae: "mhmm." he grumbles, fully accepting moss
DICKOFSTEEL: Halfface cries cause she is not noticed and she has not received any lines for 3 rp's.
Hermes: Palepaw smiles "You know... your pretty cool for a blind cat..." (there Palepaw spoke twice o0o)
DICKOFSTEEL: Darkstrike hears his apprentice talk and freaks out.
DICKOFSTEEL: "Help...me." Halfface whispered into the wind.
Alopiidae: "damn cool" he huffed "near frozen"
Hermes: Palepaw bites her lip "Hold on... " she grabs Halfface "Common"
Hermes: come on*
Alopiidae: "commoner"]]
Hermes: lol )
DICKOFSTEEL: Leafstrike decides to have a one night stand with Newtspirit
Hermes: Palepaw lays Halfface next to Stormglare and goes on his other side, she is very warm
Alopiidae: Newtspirit "oh shit,,,,,,,,,,"
DICKOFSTEEL: "Ok." she says as she's basically dragged out of the cold.
Alopiidae: [what has 3 eyes, 11 legs, and three brain cells?]
Alopiidae: [the lunaclan elder's den/shot]
DICKOFSTEEL: Halfface slowly unfreezes. She is warm. (how does it have 11)
Hermes: XD lol Palepaw is an elder now)
DICKOFSTEEL: oh yeah)
Alopiidae: [ffft]
Hermes: so young TT-TT XD)
DICKOFSTEEL: cause half has only 3 but wouldn't it be 12 cause stormglare's other 'leg')
DICKOFSTEEL: hehehe)
Hermes: Ravensong is also surpirised at Palepaw's ability to talk and do stuff
Hermes: *honestly Ravensong would have done pretty much the same to Storm XD*
Alopiidae: [i bet my ass storm has the smallest dick out of all my dick-having cats newtspirit's ambiguity excluded]
DICKOFSTEEL: Halfface is almost able to be forced into retirement)
Alopiidae: [she would be in the real books]
DICKOFSTEEL: Halfface is cuddling Storm.
Alopiidae: [what has 3 eyes 10 legs and 3 brain cells? everyone who's ever hugged storm]
Alopiidae: [storm's last mate has 3 legs lol]
Alopiidae: [also i counted storm b/c he hugs himself]
DICKOFSTEEL: (lol)
Hermes: heheh )
Alopiidae: [who else will when his dick. is so. small.]
Hermes: Palepaw lends her warm to Storm and Half, because why not)
Hermes: no )
Hermes: >)
Hermes: TT_TT
Hermes: XD
... joined the chat 2 minutes ago
...: http://us20.chatzy.com/14017034761956
... asked Chatzy to choose between Storm Love and Flame Ass and Leaf Dick. Chatzy chose: Flame Ass and Leaf Dick
Alopiidae: [what][well, in cat world a small dick would be better considering spikes]
DICKOFSTEEL: ...wtf
Alopiidae: whuh]
Hermes: ???????
DICKOFSTEEL: omg....
???? joined the chat 22 seconds ago
Hermes: oh
Hermes left the chat
Hermes joined the chat
Alopiidae: uh
DICKOFSTEEL: BS AU Leaf is pregnant with both Drift's and Newt's kits lol
Hermes: bs AU Palepaw is an elder
Alopiidae: irl me had a dirty human newtleaf dream yesterday and cries about it/shot
DICKOFSTEEL: bs AU something with Halfface idk Half x Storm x Maple omfg
DICKOFSTEEL: (poor poor alop)
DICKOFSTEEL: IRL i woke up screaming cause i dreamt i was flametail and gave birth to dope kits)
Hermes: irl me had a dream about Fox.... it was saddddd TT-TT and i figured out why he doesnt actually trust anyone o-o)}
Alopiidae: [newt's bathroom lock was broken and leaf had a papercut that could nOT WAIT so he walked in on them showering and they freak the fuck out and wrap themself in the shower curtain and hide in it and leaf's like 'bitch i have a papercut' and newt's like 'wtf man im naked,,,,,,,,,,'[except for the hat they wear even in the shower] and they get stuck and even the curtainrod is in the bathtub and leaf is like 'iiiimma untangle u' and it ends in oral and newt drinking to forgettttt/SHOTX5675]
Alopiidae: "i have a papercut"]
Hermes: omd)
DICKOFSTEEL: omd)
Alopiidae: so hot amiright]
DICKOFSTEEL: -nosebleed everywhere- I've been losing a lot of blood lately i hope i don't faint -faints-)
Alopiidae: anyone else have bs to share tonight]
Hermes: *holds back* well.... maybeeee)
Alopiidae: [-raises eyebrows at u-]
Alopiidae: [[the sun is riiiiiisinggggg]]
Hermes: i just gave Raven anime eyes TT-TT *drops pen*)
Alopiidae: [ffft]
Hermes: Totally dont have random day dreams about cougar x fox hate dates, nope not me)
Hermes: like hold on)
Alopiidae: [even i dream about those]
DICKOFSTEEL: everyday i dream about ships happening for real worst so far is Dustpaw x Dustpelt, Leaf x Solar, Wind x Anyone and everyone eeeeeeeeewwwwwww(except river)
Alopiidae: [ewww]
Hermes: http://sta.sh/0pm3uhat8zh
DICKOFSTEEL: pppppfffffftttttt)
Alopiidae: heheh]
Hermes: Ripple x a guitar
Alopiidae: [mmm]
Hermes: like raven look so anime XD
Hermes: you know what, ima keep it XD
Hermes: idec anymore XD
Alopiidae: pffffft]
DICKOFSTEEL: Fox x Flame eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
Alopiidae: smelly babies]
DICKOFSTEEL: Flame x Dead fishy babies that hate water and are on fire)
Alopiidae: i can't believe deadflame babies are technically possible]
DICKOFSTEEL: Dustpelt is gone again. Quailpaw is huddled next to Dawnpaw. Nighttail is trying to keep her kits under control.
DICKOFSTEEL: Halfface looks frozen.
Alopiidae: Stormglare -freezes alone in elder's den-
Hermes: (im finally doing it.... the last ref that needs a new one..... Ravensong you are finally getting drawn lol)
DICKOFSTEEL: lol
DICKOFSTEEL: )
Hermes: Palepaw brings moss to Stormglare to help unthaw him
DICKOFSTEEL: Halface tries to move and falls over her legs are stiff.
Alopiidae: "I survived on my own before" he shivers "I can do it agaiiiin"
Hermes: i mean she was my first warrior OC ever so yeahhh )
Hermes: Palepaw scoffs "Your gonna freeze just accept the moss..."
Alopiidae: "mhmm." he grumbles, fully accepting moss
DICKOFSTEEL: Halfface cries cause she is not noticed and she has not received any lines for 3 rp's.
Hermes: Palepaw smiles "You know... your pretty cool for a blind cat..." (there Palepaw spoke twice o0o)
DICKOFSTEEL: Darkstrike hears his apprentice talk and freaks out.
DICKOFSTEEL: "Help...me." Halfface whispered into the wind.
Alopiidae: "damn cool" he huffed "near frozen"
Hermes: Palepaw bites her lip "Hold on... " she grabs Halfface "Common"
Hermes: come on*
Alopiidae: "commoner"]]
Hermes: lol )
DICKOFSTEEL: Leafstrike decides to have a one night stand with Newtspirit
Hermes: Palepaw lays Halfface next to Stormglare and goes on his other side, she is very warm
Alopiidae: Newtspirit "oh shit,,,,,,,,,,"
DICKOFSTEEL: "Ok." she says as she's basically dragged out of the cold.
Alopiidae: [what has 3 eyes, 11 legs, and three brain cells?]
Alopiidae: [the lunaclan elder's den/shot]
DICKOFSTEEL: Halfface slowly unfreezes. She is warm. (how does it have 11)
Hermes: XD lol Palepaw is an elder now)
DICKOFSTEEL: oh yeah)
Alopiidae: [ffft]
Hermes: so young TT-TT XD)
DICKOFSTEEL: cause half has only 3 but wouldn't it be 12 cause stormglare's other 'leg')
DICKOFSTEEL: hehehe)
Hermes: Ravensong is also surpirised at Palepaw's ability to talk and do stuff
Hermes: *honestly Ravensong would have done pretty much the same to Storm XD*
Alopiidae: [i bet my ass storm has the smallest dick out of all my dick-having cats newtspirit's ambiguity excluded]
DICKOFSTEEL: Halfface is almost able to be forced into retirement)
Alopiidae: [she would be in the real books]
DICKOFSTEEL: Halfface is cuddling Storm.
Alopiidae: [what has 3 eyes 10 legs and 3 brain cells? everyone who's ever hugged storm]
Alopiidae: [storm's last mate has 3 legs lol]
Alopiidae: [also i counted storm b/c he hugs himself]
DICKOFSTEEL: (lol)
Hermes: heheh )
Alopiidae: [who else will when his dick. is so. small.]
Hermes: Palepaw lends her warm to Storm and Half, because why not)
Hermes: no )
Hermes: >)
Hermes: TT_TT
Hermes: XD
... joined the chat 2 minutes ago
...: http://us20.chatzy.com/14017034761956
... asked Chatzy to choose between Storm Love and Flame Ass and Leaf Dick. Chatzy chose: Flame Ass and Leaf Dick
Alopiidae: [what][well, in cat world a small dick would be better considering spikes]
DICKOFSTEEL: ...wtf
Alopiidae: whuh]
Hermes: ???????
DICKOFSTEEL: omg....
???? joined the chat 22 seconds ago
Hermes: oh
Hermes left the chat
Hermes joined the chat
Alopiidae: uh
DICKOFSTEEL: BS AU Leaf is pregnant with both Drift's and Newt's kits lol
Hermes: bs AU Palepaw is an elder
Alopiidae: irl me had a dirty human newtleaf dream yesterday and cries about it/shot
DICKOFSTEEL: bs AU something with Halfface idk Half x Storm x Maple omfg
DICKOFSTEEL: (poor poor alop)
DICKOFSTEEL: IRL i woke up screaming cause i dreamt i was flametail and gave birth to dope kits)
Hermes: irl me had a dream about Fox.... it was saddddd TT-TT and i figured out why he doesnt actually trust anyone o-o)}
Alopiidae: [newt's bathroom lock was broken and leaf had a papercut that could nOT WAIT so he walked in on them showering and they freak the fuck out and wrap themself in the shower curtain and hide in it and leaf's like 'bitch i have a papercut' and newt's like 'wtf man im naked,,,,,,,,,,'[except for the hat they wear even in the shower] and they get stuck and even the curtainrod is in the bathtub and leaf is like 'iiiimma untangle u' and it ends in oral and newt drinking to forgettttt/SHOTX5675]
Alopiidae: "i have a papercut"]
Hermes: omd)
DICKOFSTEEL: omd)
Alopiidae: so hot amiright]
DICKOFSTEEL: -nosebleed everywhere- I've been losing a lot of blood lately i hope i don't faint -faints-)
Alopiidae: anyone else have bs to share tonight]
Hermes: *holds back* well.... maybeeee)
Alopiidae: [-raises eyebrows at u-]
Alopiidae: [[the sun is riiiiiisinggggg]]
Hermes: i just gave Raven anime eyes TT-TT *drops pen*)
Alopiidae: [ffft]
Hermes: Totally dont have random day dreams about cougar x fox hate dates, nope not me)
Hermes: like hold on)
Alopiidae: [even i dream about those]
DICKOFSTEEL: everyday i dream about ships happening for real worst so far is Dustpaw x Dustpelt, Leaf x Solar, Wind x Anyone and everyone eeeeeeeeewwwwwww(except river)
Alopiidae: [ewww]
Hermes: http://sta.sh/0pm3uhat8zh
DICKOFSTEEL: pppppfffffftttttt)
Alopiidae: heheh]
Hermes: Ripple x a guitar
Alopiidae: [mmm]
Hermes: like raven look so anime XD
Hermes: you know what, ima keep it XD
Hermes: idec anymore XD
Alopiidae: pffffft]
DICKOFSTEEL: Fox x Flame eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
Alopiidae: smelly babies]
DICKOFSTEEL: Flame x Dead fishy babies that hate water and are on fire)
Alopiidae: i can't believe deadflame babies are technically possible]
