This is why I love my apartment mate. Slightly NSFW
10 years ago
I was about to go running the other day and I had to wait for things to cool off so I was running at twilight. Getting a bit darker outside, I joked that if I died on this run, that she would have to take care of my squeaks and give them some love. I said that if she didn't, I would haunt her until she did. She immediately replies without hesitation and in a ghostly voice "oohooohoooohooo hump my dragons ooohooooohoooohooo". I don't even know where she got such a ridiculous notion.
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You're kinda lucky then. Most people would be "more space for me in the apartment"
No but seriously. You better not die then would be my sentiment too, but for other reasons :p *cuddles*