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19 years ago
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The Secret Log Of Bakeneko
It had been weeks since our last plunder, and the crew was getting restless. Most of the choice targets had been bought out buy GuildQuest; aside from that, the lousy GQ Luminati has finally gotten' there <exploitive deleted> together! They've taken the liberty of not only warning the other GQ adventurers, but also placed a reward bounty on my head along with a sizeable EXP gain! My hands are completely tied!
>*-*;< Boy, you steal one stinkin' air-ship and they hunt you down for life! It's not like they don't have dozens in storage and already millions still being spat out on the assembly line (which by the way I hear is powered by orphaned Dark-Elf and Atarian children).
My First Mate Ishikawa has an idea as to how we can finally shake those "Glorified Pyrates" and strike it rich at the same time! He caught wind through the Thieves? Guild that there was some kind of magik sword being looted in the Old Worlds. According to his "Top Secret Sources" (Geeze, I?d wish he would stop doing that! >*-*;<) this sword, the ChaosBreaker, has the ability to make whoever holds it the ruler of the world! Unfortunately, it was broken into pieces centuries ago and the only person that knows how to put the damned thing back together is the same guy that created it in the first place! The schmuck is probably dead by now. Although, Ishikawa did say that Voopie Gargleshmitz (or something like that?) was a Golden Elf...those snooty buggers never seem to die?
Just the same, I think it's brrrrrilliant! Even if we can't find the old crackpot we could still sell the fragments for millions in the Merchant's Guild! They wouldn't even all have to go to the same bidder, if ya' know what I mean? And if we ever do find out that this so called CraftLord is still alive, then we know where to "reclaim" my sword...
As for G.Q.I., I think they might have their hands full if and when they follow us. Old World seam to be under attack by some psycho sorceress named Lusteria. So far, the only country that hasn't yielded is Claubane; and that's only because of the Gold Elf Kingdom. It won't be long before they cave too, I suppose. After all, there is that nasty rumour about someone breaking the peace treaty between the Troll Kingdom. Prince Ogre, the leader of Eclipse was killed by an Elf wielding some Royal magick sword, and all of a sudden both kingdoms want to play dumb. Meanwhile, Lusteria conjured up some giant, squishy monster and set it loose on Valdor, letting it eat away on the remainders of Old World!
Oh, right! My plan (I do get carried away sometimes >^-^<), is for me and the crew to land somewhere out of bounds of the beast?Majourne seems to be the only place that thing refuses to touch (I guess even hideous grossness has some taste?); and sneak into Valdor via GQ Station No.666. No one mans that place, so we won't be noticed. Once inside, we'll find the bird with the worm, lighten her load, and then it's off to the hide-away island Imbruglia! We lay low until GQ cleans up the mess, and when they check the teleportal records in the Draconia station they'll just assume we got eaten by that thing, and it's smooth sailing as, 'The Dreaded Ghost Pyrate Bakeneko'!
MrrrrrrOW-HahAhahaaaa~ >*-*<
But seriously, it?s a good plan. I mean what's the worse that could happen? Right?
"Purrrrfection is achieved through constant failure."
~ Bakeneko >^-^<
>*-*;< Boy, you steal one stinkin' air-ship and they hunt you down for life! It's not like they don't have dozens in storage and already millions still being spat out on the assembly line (which by the way I hear is powered by orphaned Dark-Elf and Atarian children).
My First Mate Ishikawa has an idea as to how we can finally shake those "Glorified Pyrates" and strike it rich at the same time! He caught wind through the Thieves? Guild that there was some kind of magik sword being looted in the Old Worlds. According to his "Top Secret Sources" (Geeze, I?d wish he would stop doing that! >*-*;<) this sword, the ChaosBreaker, has the ability to make whoever holds it the ruler of the world! Unfortunately, it was broken into pieces centuries ago and the only person that knows how to put the damned thing back together is the same guy that created it in the first place! The schmuck is probably dead by now. Although, Ishikawa did say that Voopie Gargleshmitz (or something like that?) was a Golden Elf...those snooty buggers never seem to die?
Just the same, I think it's brrrrrilliant! Even if we can't find the old crackpot we could still sell the fragments for millions in the Merchant's Guild! They wouldn't even all have to go to the same bidder, if ya' know what I mean? And if we ever do find out that this so called CraftLord is still alive, then we know where to "reclaim" my sword...
As for G.Q.I., I think they might have their hands full if and when they follow us. Old World seam to be under attack by some psycho sorceress named Lusteria. So far, the only country that hasn't yielded is Claubane; and that's only because of the Gold Elf Kingdom. It won't be long before they cave too, I suppose. After all, there is that nasty rumour about someone breaking the peace treaty between the Troll Kingdom. Prince Ogre, the leader of Eclipse was killed by an Elf wielding some Royal magick sword, and all of a sudden both kingdoms want to play dumb. Meanwhile, Lusteria conjured up some giant, squishy monster and set it loose on Valdor, letting it eat away on the remainders of Old World!
Oh, right! My plan (I do get carried away sometimes >^-^<), is for me and the crew to land somewhere out of bounds of the beast?Majourne seems to be the only place that thing refuses to touch (I guess even hideous grossness has some taste?); and sneak into Valdor via GQ Station No.666. No one mans that place, so we won't be noticed. Once inside, we'll find the bird with the worm, lighten her load, and then it's off to the hide-away island Imbruglia! We lay low until GQ cleans up the mess, and when they check the teleportal records in the Draconia station they'll just assume we got eaten by that thing, and it's smooth sailing as, 'The Dreaded Ghost Pyrate Bakeneko'!
MrrrrrrOW-HahAhahaaaa~ >*-*<
But seriously, it?s a good plan. I mean what's the worse that could happen? Right?
"Purrrrfection is achieved through constant failure."
~ Bakeneko >^-^<
