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Taking Sides Apart
16 years ago
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Last drop of political rant.
France are threatening to walk-out on the G20 summit, good for them, they've been one of the only governments not using "climate change" as an excuse to gain more control over their citizens.
Also, Obama sends more troops to the Middle East, saying that he doesn't want another 9/11. Well, sorry to disappoint you Mr President, but I've checked my calendar and there's one coming up later in the year.
Since no-one wants to look at me, I've resorted to phone sex recently. No-one wants to speak to me either, so I just put the phone in a condom and shove it up inside. You know your sex life is fucked when your idea of "the right chemistry" between a man and a woman consists of rohypnol and choloroform. I went down the chemist the other day and asked if they had anything for my sex life. They gave me anti-depressants.
But seriously,
if a siamese twin has sex with their other siamese twin, is it incest or masturbation?
France are threatening to walk-out on the G20 summit, good for them, they've been one of the only governments not using "climate change" as an excuse to gain more control over their citizens.
Also, Obama sends more troops to the Middle East, saying that he doesn't want another 9/11. Well, sorry to disappoint you Mr President, but I've checked my calendar and there's one coming up later in the year.
Since no-one wants to look at me, I've resorted to phone sex recently. No-one wants to speak to me either, so I just put the phone in a condom and shove it up inside. You know your sex life is fucked when your idea of "the right chemistry" between a man and a woman consists of rohypnol and choloroform. I went down the chemist the other day and asked if they had anything for my sex life. They gave me anti-depressants.
But seriously,
if a siamese twin has sex with their other siamese twin, is it incest or masturbation?
Someone has to grow up to be the "lonely old men" of the world.
How long have you been alone for? Do you have friends, or casual sex ever?
you are alone so you can do WHAT YOU WANT,..
but you need company cuz its lonely
It's what happens when two people of opposite sexes are really nice to each other,
and the female participant has an important reason to participate.
Males just do it because they enjoy it.
It's a bit like sharing a cookie, but a special cookie which no-one gets to even look at.
But sadly, those times are over.
BUT IT IS PROPHESIZED THAT THOSE DAYS SHALL COME AGAIN.
Until then... thank god for internet :P
No sex for me, ever again. Damn.
Part 5:
all my old friends have now fucked eachother enough to become the play RENT.
Part me me wishes I stayed to get on the action.
Part of me knows that I made the right choice.
Holy crap there's like a September 11th coming up every year! How do we stop it?!
Theoretically, all masturbation could be incest.
Not sure how to stop September 11th,
but I'd like to see the calendar changed, to have 13 months in a year, all of them 28 days long,
in sync with the moon, etc. It'd make a lot of things a lot easier.
If I gave you my phone number, would you call me? I'd talk to you!
Since the phone sex chatlines are too expensive, I just call up the Samaritans,
and tell them that if they don't talk dirty, I'll go shoot myself.
Me too.
I'd fave my own, they're pretty good.
Thanks, and I apprecite your comments, and wish I had time to start reading your stories, making artwork that was worth your time commenting on, and not taking a whole bloody month to reply to comments on journals...
Keep up the good work.
And, null sheen. I figure you got a real life outside this place, ayuh.