No doubt you have seen the Drama Llamas taking over the main FA page. Well now you can protect yourself and your porn too with specially reinforced Drama Llama umbrellas. That's right! for the mere cost of your dignity and large semen donation, you too can be the embarrassed owner of the drama llama package!!

The package comes with:
1) a gryphon approved, neon-pink anti drama umbrella
2) a pair of Weird Al's weasel stomping day boots
3) The anarchist's guide to making Napalm, complete with how to make a supersoaker flamethrower
4) Large bottle of vodka
5) Lastly, a pair of cheap sunglasses.

ACT NOW AND WE'LL ALSO INCLUDE:
A handy dandy inflatable hammer, tricycle with square wheels, and a do-it-yourself suicide kit: in case those llamas get to be too much for you.

Disclaimer: due to there being a cyanide pill shortage only one will be given to each order. Don't aim napalm at face, do not throw stones in glass houses, do not eat at Denny's, no matter how hungry you are. Most do not look at the humping penguins, this could be deadly.

HAVE A HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!!