Unfortunately, Nyhgault's writing contest was cancelled, but hopefully my story still served its purpose even if by amusing the few who have read it. I have a commission in the works for a close friend, but I'm open for negotiation.

Also decided to rearrange my prices by mostly getting rid of them. From now on I won't charge anything and anything could be a considered a request, but the requester is free (and encouraged, after I do need to eat every other week) to pay whatever they believe the piece is worth. Of course, they could just pay nothing, but if my piece was truly worth nothing then perhaps it was my fault, and they likely won't be asking again.

On a final note, thank you to the few of you who have even bothered to read this. I honestly can't put into words how much I appreciate your attention, even if you're merely a silent supporter like a watcher. And with that, I wish you a good day.