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10 years ago
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So idk where I got signed up for these emails but for the last few years several of my email accounts have been getting some amazing spam messages and I really want to start sharing them so I'm starting this journal. Sometimes they disappear for months too. These are currently my favorites.
Please feel free to share some of yours too. I love reading them. They don't have to be dirty either but I usually find those the funniest.
ALL LINKS WILL NEED TO BE REMOVED OR I WILL DELETE THE COMMENT. I'm not risking anyone's computer for these.
"Sͫurprisٜe surpr̔ise my pussy sensei
iٙ'm feeling friskֵy . send me a fٔ#͟ckb֕uٛddy re͙quest so we can h00kup :-P
My usern̚a͆me is Sharon!!"
"You never know what is around the corner for sure. But this time there is a pretty little surprise for u;)"
"hi lovely p̑eٕc֞ker.
i luv casual d͉ating ! i just want to ha֘ve h͙ot hͭ00kuֺp̦s ... are you dőwn?"
"This is me, Olga, from Moscow! Remembered me? How are you?
Still got no message from you! I miss you actually! When we will go out for a date?
I'll be waiting for your suggestions and I hope that our meeting will happen as soon as possible!
Please answer me"
"Gôod day ass pun֔iِsh͎er .
i'm naug͢hty and willing to please"
Please feel free to share some of yours too. I love reading them. They don't have to be dirty either but I usually find those the funniest.
ALL LINKS WILL NEED TO BE REMOVED OR I WILL DELETE THE COMMENT. I'm not risking anyone's computer for these.
I don't have a phone so I don't have any sort of spam on it.
But those are... baaaaad xD
Some Nigerian diplomat just contacted me, saying he wants to transfer 100 billion dollars to my bank account!
Yay! Hehe.
"This is <name> from Microsoft. Your Windows computer is sending out spam to mine"
A guy at my office got this and started scolding him like you would a misbehaving grandchild.
"No you aren't from Microsoft. No you aren't. No stop lying."
"What do you see?"
I see... Mickey Mouse.
"You sure? Did you type the address right?"
Yeah, I think so. What was it again?
"It was blah blah blah."
Yeah, it's right. All I see is Mickey Mouse.
"Do you see anything else?"
Yeah, it says: You're an asshole. *hang up*
Sometimes when we get these I let someone else take care of them.
"Hello this is John from Microsoft your windows computer is sending spam"
*BLOODCURDLING SCREAM hang up*
The best thing I've done is say
"Hello this is John from Microsoft your Windows computer is sending spam"
That's funny.
"Why?"
Well, it's not turned on... And I have a Linux!
*hang up*
I want to try to get them to format C: some time though.
Except for the scam email where my "business partner" has filed a death on me and if I don't respond to the email they will be forced to release my millions of dollars to him.