Front page of todays paper "Super-hot Dorito nearly killed me" I shit you not. After consuming a super hot dorito 14 year old asthmatic school girl Beth Laybourn and throwing up because it was so hot the girl had a bad asthma attack at school "A WEEK LATER" and claims it's the fault of the doritos chip, sinc ethen her school has decided to ban the dorito chips from school and has issued a warning to parents and carers that they are not safe for children.

Doritos stance on this is "We told you they were hot..."

I have no sympathy for this girl, in fact I think she gets my retard of the week award. Congrats girl you are in the paper and now everyone in the nation knows just how much of a moron you are xD

made me smile at least xD