So young people suck at driving and even below 30MPH, they can be a hazard. I am currently stuck in a hospital with a dislocated knee due to the guy driving our go-between into a tree because he couldn't drive safe and slow. It hurts so damn bad and I have no idea how mobile I'll be for the next few weeks but I'm sure art will be on hold.

However, if any the ladies out there would like to film themselves jumping up and down naked and send it to me, it would go a long way to help me feel better. And to all the other people, keep your clothes on but feel free to jump around...