As the the title says, I’m now a 15 year old with excessive facial hair and a third boob. Now if only I could find where the other 2 went I might actually get the attention I want instead of the attention I get…which is none.

Joking aside, the transition from 35 to 15 is weird but I guess that’s normal going from a milestone number to one that’s not legal (yet) but at least it’ll be a while before I hit 40 and have to worry about that growth between my legs.

Should be fun.