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No coffee for Favitz...
16 years ago
Step 1: Pull out Merlitta coffee pod coffee maker.
Step 2: Discover an old coffee pod in it. Proceed to gross out.
Step 3: After throwing that away, clean out the coffee maker, using vinegar on the metal filter.
Step 4: Rinse thoroughly, start using.
Step 5: Note the distinct lack of coffee (3 oz after pushing the 6oz button)
Step 6: Try again.
Step 7: Note that coffee is pouring all over counter from leak under spout. Shut off machine.
Step 8: Discover that coffee is still not going through the filter. Realize machine is old and throw away.
Trying that coffee thing again.
Step 1: Get down jar of Folgers.
Step 2: Discover that is crystallized. Throw away.
Pull out backup coffee machine
Step 1: Discover it is full of who knows what (looks like a bunch of old coffee grounds)
Step 2: Wonder where the hell that came from since it went away spotless
Step 3: Throw away.
Bust out the hot chocolate.
Step 1: Discover it is expired. Throw away.
OKAY F$CK THAT I'M HAVING TEA T_T
Step 2: Discover an old coffee pod in it. Proceed to gross out.
Step 3: After throwing that away, clean out the coffee maker, using vinegar on the metal filter.
Step 4: Rinse thoroughly, start using.
Step 5: Note the distinct lack of coffee (3 oz after pushing the 6oz button)
Step 6: Try again.
Step 7: Note that coffee is pouring all over counter from leak under spout. Shut off machine.
Step 8: Discover that coffee is still not going through the filter. Realize machine is old and throw away.
Trying that coffee thing again.
Step 1: Get down jar of Folgers.
Step 2: Discover that is crystallized. Throw away.
Pull out backup coffee machine
Step 1: Discover it is full of who knows what (looks like a bunch of old coffee grounds)
Step 2: Wonder where the hell that came from since it went away spotless
Step 3: Throw away.
Bust out the hot chocolate.
Step 1: Discover it is expired. Throw away.
OKAY F$CK THAT I'M HAVING TEA T_T
