Some artist bio meme
10 years ago
General
Stolen from classified sources
Name: Anthony
Nickname: Siroc, Toto
Location: San Antonio, TX
Age: 25
Height: 5'6
Zodiac sign: Leo/Snake
Pets: 2 Kenyan Sand Boas and a stupid dog named Bo, idk what she is :|
Favorite thing about yourself: I'm pretty good at finding root causes of problems
Worst habit: Oversleeping and procrastinating
Fun fact: I'm tri-lingual yayyy
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Male
Sexual preference: I like females, plain and simple. I have crushed on a few guys in the past, and they were oddly all in the Marine Corps. But besides that, chicks all the way.
Romantic preference: Am I supposed to put demiqueer agenderflux-romantic here?
"Kinsey Scale" score: What in Allah's name is this?
Relationship status: Single :/
Myers/Briggs type: Idk what this is either wtf
Hogwarts house: Slytherin ez
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Both. I wake up at 7am and sleep at 2am. It's wearing my mental state down to nothingness.
First thought in the morning: Damn shame I didn't have a heart attack and die during my sleep :/
Last thought before falling asleep at night: Everything is shit and why am I sober
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: I work for Kohl's making bank, also in the AF Reserves. I used to be a translator for the government, but the spy life wasn't for me.
What do you do well: Take charge of a shit situation when no one else has the balls to do it.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: At CalArts learning to make cartoons like a pro insha'allah
Habits (Do you…?)
Drink: As much as humanly possible.
Smoke: Only hookah once in a great while, otherwise no.
Do Drugs: I would be so baked if I wasn't a reservist
Exercise: I run about 3 times a week, that's about it.
Have a go-to comfort food: Coffee ice cream or a Starbuck's frappuccino
Have a nervous habit: Awkward facial expressions
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): My legs since they've gotten me to some pretty amazing places
In Others: All of them? Everyone is more attractive than me so idk where to start :|
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I can recover from despair pretty quickly
Food: Korean food in general, and Thai curry
Drink: Whisky, rum, scotch, vodka, cream liquor. All straight.
Animal: Ravens are the God damned best
Colors: Royal colors, combinations of blues, golds, reds and purples
Artist/Band/Group: Stam1na has gotten me through some pretty rough times
Author/Poet: Phillip Pullman for writing that book where the kids kill God. Brian McClellan for his Powder Mage series. Muskets and magic? In the same book? I'll suck this dude's dick for a sequel trilogy.
Actor/Actress: Christopher Lee was the man.
Blogger: N/A
Name: Anthony
Nickname: Siroc, Toto
Location: San Antonio, TX
Age: 25
Height: 5'6
Zodiac sign: Leo/Snake
Pets: 2 Kenyan Sand Boas and a stupid dog named Bo, idk what she is :|
Favorite thing about yourself: I'm pretty good at finding root causes of problems
Worst habit: Oversleeping and procrastinating
Fun fact: I'm tri-lingual yayyy
Identity, Sexuality & Personality
Gender identity: Male
Sexual preference: I like females, plain and simple. I have crushed on a few guys in the past, and they were oddly all in the Marine Corps. But besides that, chicks all the way.
Romantic preference: Am I supposed to put demiqueer agenderflux-romantic here?
"Kinsey Scale" score: What in Allah's name is this?
Relationship status: Single :/
Myers/Briggs type: Idk what this is either wtf
Hogwarts house: Slytherin ez
Routine
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Both. I wake up at 7am and sleep at 2am. It's wearing my mental state down to nothingness.
First thought in the morning: Damn shame I didn't have a heart attack and die during my sleep :/
Last thought before falling asleep at night: Everything is shit and why am I sober
School/Work
Do you work or are you a student: I work for Kohl's making bank, also in the AF Reserves. I used to be a translator for the government, but the spy life wasn't for me.
What do you do well: Take charge of a shit situation when no one else has the balls to do it.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: At CalArts learning to make cartoons like a pro insha'allah
Habits (Do you…?)
Drink: As much as humanly possible.
Smoke: Only hookah once in a great while, otherwise no.
Do Drugs: I would be so baked if I wasn't a reservist
Exercise: I run about 3 times a week, that's about it.
Have a go-to comfort food: Coffee ice cream or a Starbuck's frappuccino
Have a nervous habit: Awkward facial expressions
What is your favorite…?
Physical quality (in yourself): My legs since they've gotten me to some pretty amazing places
In Others: All of them? Everyone is more attractive than me so idk where to start :|
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I can recover from despair pretty quickly
Food: Korean food in general, and Thai curry
Drink: Whisky, rum, scotch, vodka, cream liquor. All straight.
Animal: Ravens are the God damned best
Colors: Royal colors, combinations of blues, golds, reds and purples
Artist/Band/Group: Stam1na has gotten me through some pretty rough times
Author/Poet: Phillip Pullman for writing that book where the kids kill God. Brian McClellan for his Powder Mage series. Muskets and magic? In the same book? I'll suck this dude's dick for a sequel trilogy.
Actor/Actress: Christopher Lee was the man.
Blogger: N/A
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Where's Carrow these days then huh? :V
0 is straight.
3 is Bisexual.
6 is exclusively homosexual.