So... my laptop died. Stuck posting this from my phone. I can't believe this shit is all breaking at the same time.

I really need help, now more than ever...

UPDATE: Okay, so, I managed to get it back on after removing and reinserting the battery pack. For the moment, got a virus scan and shit going... but I'm still not sure why it happened to be so finicky. I don't know if it's gonna happen again the next time I let it hibernate, so I'm keeping a close eye on this thing.

That said, if I seem to be offline for quite awhile, at least you all will know. One thing for sure, I still need to start thinking about upgrading sometime in the near future.