I am Staff at FAU, rooming with my other staffers who are my ... family.

Where are you staying?
The Marriott.

What day are you getting there?
Evening Wednesday

How are you traveling?
Driving my Jetta TDI

Who will you be rooming with?
3 girls ^^, but all my family that I will protect with my life.

Who will you be hanging with during the convention?
Everyone ... i will hunt you down and see just what fun I can have.

How is the best way to find you?
Ask for Derf... it is not usually hard to find me.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Maybe if I have time.

What do you look like?
I am the Lord Derf, a huge Quetzalcoatl whom you will bow to and obey ^^

Will you be suiting?
Again, if I have time

Do you do free art?
nope

Do you do trades?
I write stories ...

Do you do badges?
If the badge is old enough to consent and looks good in panties ...

What is your gender?
Most male.

How tall are you?
I grew so much, I outgrew my hair.

Can I talk to you?
Yes, if I am not crazy busy.

Can I touch you?
As long as i get to touch back ^^

Can I visit your room?
Not likely. All staff room ...

Can I buy you drinks?
YES!!! Buy me all the drinks.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
*snuggle snuggle, coil coil* Oh my ^^

Are you nice?
My feathers are soft.

Will you be going to parties?
If I can (convention staff)

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Show me your panties and ask me how you can serve me.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
You can cum with me alright.

Can I take your picture?
The camera makers association has deemed that taking my picture will void any warranties on your camera.