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Dear Jesusologists, a Question
16 years ago
Je-sus-o-lo-gist
-noun
A specialist in all things Jesus.
On Easter, I've come to believe,
And other such days honorary,
One Question travels the globe,
'Does Jesus ever have seizures?'
You see, history ´taught me one thing,
Concerning super heroes that is,
They always operate on restraint
To safely use their powers and dangerously good looks.
Now I refer you to my first paragraph,
And keep the man in mind as I ask,
If he took a stroll on water, and slipped,
Could Jesus walk on wine too?
.. or would he drown? That'd be, like, SO ironic!
-noun
A specialist in all things Jesus.
On Easter, I've come to believe,
And other such days honorary,
One Question travels the globe,
'Does Jesus ever have seizures?'
You see, history ´taught me one thing,
Concerning super heroes that is,
They always operate on restraint
To safely use their powers and dangerously good looks.
Now I refer you to my first paragraph,
And keep the man in mind as I ask,
If he took a stroll on water, and slipped,
Could Jesus walk on wine too?
.. or would he drown? That'd be, like, SO ironic!
With little of interest to share.
For Jesus himself was from Ireland
And wine was never his care.
When in Cana on one wedding day
His mother was saddened and blue -
The bride and groom got all upset
And told Jesus "it's all up to you"
The great man he said a short prayer
And thought hard about the oul' sod,
When the groom tasted that which was water
Said "It's turned into Guinness, by God!"
So that's all that's needed to tell you,
for your question is pointless, my friend.
No God-fearing son of Jehovah
Would set foot on a pint. There. The end.
But, eh.. what if he went walking on water and accidentily turned it into Guiness? Hmm-hmmm?
as a representant
I'd say jesus can walk over anything
but not over our sick minds, that's for sure
besides, the history is always a fable many people agree with and think be true!!!
so, no I don't think the truth can be achieved trough trollism on things, like some try to do with religion,
WHY NOBODY ATTACKS KRISHNA?? HUUU?? or ganesh...
cuz... indu ppl wake up at 5oclock to ride those fabulous elephants!!!
and work all day
curse you damn lazy occidental countries XD
PS: you are so cool fox, I was laughing to death XDD
and... then I had my mind at my side, figthing over the reply hahahahahahHAHahHAHahA
But people do 'attack' hinduism, it's just that people only attack what affects them, or is visible to them. This is why Christianity and Islam are under scrutiny by the western world these days. I do believe people are more about action, and perhaps lifestyle, than they are about names in doctrine though. So it's not so much the religion that's targeted as the manner in with it is evoked, and perhaps the people who do so.
But if they are (about names in doctrine), that would explain a lot. Elephants are WAY cooler than bleeding people on crosses. ;)
I saw, "quiziera ser millonario" and yes, religions are always attacking each other... =C
I don't mean to bash religion, but I'm sad to say it proves that you can't teach love by enforcing it. Morality can't be copied, as morality is intent, not action.
and we are oddly similar, but ou are so smart dammit, you make me use my extra brains... for FREE!!! XDDD
ok I am gonna sleep nao XDD
*vomits*
Okay, maybe it's not. It probably is overexposure, if anything. Sorry!