Birthday
10 years ago
So as of just about 5:30am this morning I turned 29.
Can't believe I've only got more year of my 20s left...I should probably do something constructive and worthwhile during this last year...
...meh, I got nothin'.
Can't believe I've only got more year of my 20s left...I should probably do something constructive and worthwhile during this last year...
...meh, I got nothin'.
FA+

20 is like, wait, I'm an adult? wat? 30 is like, wait, that's it? That's being an adult?
Just a heads up: you may start referring to the youngsters as whippersnappers, and waxing nostalgic about ye good olde days, way back in the day when... I dunno, whatever. Back when you were a kid, when dinosaurs roamed the earth and rocks were soft. I catch myself doing that more and more lately. (Nostalgia just aint what it used to be.)
And, the obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzXO_5e8oO0 X3
While slightly delayed, I assure you your gift is coming (And no. There will be no strippers in no cakes.
Waitaminute. Sasha, What are you doing? What are you wearing? GETT OUT OF THE CAKE!