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You Might Be A Rivethead If...
16 years ago
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*youve graduated from hot topic and now accessorize at Home Depot
*you spent more money on your new rock boots then you did on bills
*you say how much you think VNV suck, but go to every one of their shows
*you hate trance, unless it has a German guy butchering the English language
*you're too 'core' for futurepop, and now only listen to power noise
*you pay $30 for kareoke shows
*your aim handle has 23 or 242 in it
*you purposely think of nonsense stuff during the day to write on livejournal
*you like to use '1337 h4xx0r' spelling online, even though you
despise people who type like that
*your little brother is now drawing the :wumpscut: symbol on his trapper keeper
*every band you now listen to sounds like a ripoff of suicide commando
*It looks as if you are squashing bugs and doing a shoryuken uppercut
when you dance
*You've in your own way came up with a horrible way to make fun of
Velvet Acid Christ
*you think you're a musician because you pirated Fruity Loops and say
how passe the Virus sound is
*you can't keep girl's fake handles straight after you went home with
em from a club
*you ask for a girl's(or guy's) myspace instead of a phone number
*You go into over excited baby talk mode when you hear the words
"Zim", "Gir" or "anime" mentioned
*you claim your wardrobe was from some rare German ebay auction, but
it's really from Marshalls or Ross
*you lost your virginity to Apoptygma Berzerk's "Kathy's Song"
*you try to explain that it's the fashion of fascism you adore, not
the racist ideologies
*your idea of a rock idol chic went from brooding rail thin and angst
to stalky jovial UPS delivery guy
*you go to the club each week, thinking that if you miss one
week...that will be the week that rules
*you own every single EBM release since 2000, but havent bought a cd since 1999
*you think you're the shit because you once chatted with Ronan
*your cellphone ringtone is Funker Vogt's "Gunman"
*you jerk off to Popular Mechanics
*you think Feindflug is too mainstream
*your girlfriend's hair can download mp3s
*you spend way too much fucking time online
*you spent more money on your new rock boots then you did on bills
*you say how much you think VNV suck, but go to every one of their shows
*you hate trance, unless it has a German guy butchering the English language
*you're too 'core' for futurepop, and now only listen to power noise
*you pay $30 for kareoke shows
*your aim handle has 23 or 242 in it
*you purposely think of nonsense stuff during the day to write on livejournal
*you like to use '1337 h4xx0r' spelling online, even though you
despise people who type like that
*your little brother is now drawing the :wumpscut: symbol on his trapper keeper
*every band you now listen to sounds like a ripoff of suicide commando
*It looks as if you are squashing bugs and doing a shoryuken uppercut
when you dance
*You've in your own way came up with a horrible way to make fun of
Velvet Acid Christ
*you think you're a musician because you pirated Fruity Loops and say
how passe the Virus sound is
*you can't keep girl's fake handles straight after you went home with
em from a club
*you ask for a girl's(or guy's) myspace instead of a phone number
*You go into over excited baby talk mode when you hear the words
"Zim", "Gir" or "anime" mentioned
*you claim your wardrobe was from some rare German ebay auction, but
it's really from Marshalls or Ross
*you lost your virginity to Apoptygma Berzerk's "Kathy's Song"
*you try to explain that it's the fashion of fascism you adore, not
the racist ideologies
*your idea of a rock idol chic went from brooding rail thin and angst
to stalky jovial UPS delivery guy
*you go to the club each week, thinking that if you miss one
week...that will be the week that rules
*you own every single EBM release since 2000, but havent bought a cd since 1999
*you think you're the shit because you once chatted with Ronan
*your cellphone ringtone is Funker Vogt's "Gunman"
*you jerk off to Popular Mechanics
*you think Feindflug is too mainstream
*your girlfriend's hair can download mp3s
*you spend way too much fucking time online
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... now if only I knew what a Rivethead was...
