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Do You Have Demons in *Your* Colon?
16 years ago
So, I was googling stuff last night, and i came across this:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/colon.html
So yeah, there you have it...
If your bathroom visits smells of sulfur, you got demons in your colon and you should consider getting a Jesus-enema.
The universe actually does not exist, its just the floor of gods home that we see, and the stars is actually sons of Abraham.
Oil-drilling-platforms plays rap music to drown out the screams of agony that they hear when drilling, since they apparently drill all the way down to hell when looking for oil.
The Harry Potter book-series was written by Satan, not J.K Rowling.
Oh, and apparently black people (who supposedly equals demons in the eyes of the bible), cannot swim.
I am so glad there is people who can enlighten us in things like this, I mean I had NO idea that black people couldn't swim, nor did i know that I could get demons in my ass.
THANK YOU SO MUCH LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH!
God I love these kinds of Christians, they're so delightfully stupid. xD
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/colon.html
So yeah, there you have it...
If your bathroom visits smells of sulfur, you got demons in your colon and you should consider getting a Jesus-enema.
The universe actually does not exist, its just the floor of gods home that we see, and the stars is actually sons of Abraham.
Oil-drilling-platforms plays rap music to drown out the screams of agony that they hear when drilling, since they apparently drill all the way down to hell when looking for oil.
The Harry Potter book-series was written by Satan, not J.K Rowling.
Oh, and apparently black people (who supposedly equals demons in the eyes of the bible), cannot swim.
I am so glad there is people who can enlighten us in things like this, I mean I had NO idea that black people couldn't swim, nor did i know that I could get demons in my ass.
THANK YOU SO MUCH LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH!
God I love these kinds of Christians, they're so delightfully stupid. xD
I was referring to the kind of christians which says things like what i just listed