Rainfurrest meme thingy.
10 years ago
I decided to write today, and here's what I wrote:
Where are you staying? -
The Clarion, it's like right across the street from the con hotel.
What day are you getting there? -
Thursday morningish.
Who will you be with? -
Lotsa people. @~@
There's a total of eight of us going and staying in two rooms.
Do you do free art? -
Sure! 'Cept you shouldn't expect anything good.
Do you do trades? -
Sure! Gimmie stuffs and I'll give you stuffs. Like I said, don't expect anything good.
Do you do commissions? -
Yah! Sure! Uh... $100 and you can have me actually make a valiant attempt to draw?
Do you do badges? -
Pffft. If you want one!
What is your gender? -
I'm one of those male persons with that weird antenna that doesn't get much reception.
How old are you? -
Older than the hills... As long as those hills are younger than 25 years.
Are you taken? -
Nope. Available but hard to get.
What suits will you have? -
This is vacation for me. No suits for me~. :P
Nah, I don't have any fursuits, but I'd totally wear one if I did.
Can I touch you? -
Uh... Yes? I mean, don't like... creep touch me, but like... I'm not a germophobe or anything.
Can I talk to you? -
Yes, yes you can. Please do! @o@
Can I buy you lots of drinks? -
You sure can, but be warned I have no idea what I like to drink as far as alcoholic beverages go. Most of the stuff I've tried tastes godawful.
Can I hug or snuggle with you? -
As long as you don't have bad BO and I at least know you somewhat well enough for a hug. Don't surprise me though, that's the best way to end up being hit.
Snuggling... Uh, save that for when you know me quite well.
How tall are you? -
10' on the dot.
Nah, I'm like... 5'9"? I think? Maybe?
Are you nice? -
I am indeed nice, or at least I try to be. :3
Are you cliquey? -
*clicks a clicky pen a bunch* Is this what that means?
I don't think I am. o-o;
Do you have an artist table? -
I do indeed. It's not at the con though. It's at the hotel, in my room. It will most likely be absolutely covered with clothes, cards, and other random things.
Do you like parties? -
Not really... >~<; I'm scared of big groups and talking to new people... and dancing... and stuff.
If I see you, how should I get your attention? -
There's a very complicated multi-step process you can follow right here:
1. Perform a Mayan ritual of sacrifice using at least one fursuiter and two people who have no idea what furries are.
2. Chant the following "Eeb malak boon treela chok chok mau." while awaiting my arrival.
3. Have a gift basket prepared for me, filled with apples, pears, bananas, and at least $400 in cash.
4. When I appear, state that the sacrifice was for me, give me the gift basket, and then perform a disturbingly sexual belly dance.
OR!
Disregard all of the above and just walk up to me and say hi or something. Either that or shout "Nick!" and I'll probably look around while you (hopefully) approach.
Can I hang out with you? -
Yeah, if I know you or get to know you and you seem like a swell person, then sure! 8D
How can I find you? -
Look for a little shy guy clinging to his friends as they wander the convention.
My badge will have bunches of bat things on it, and the name on it is MKCompy.
The Clarion, it's like right across the street from the con hotel.
What day are you getting there? -
Thursday morningish.
Who will you be with? -
Lotsa people. @~@
There's a total of eight of us going and staying in two rooms.
Do you do free art? -
Sure! 'Cept you shouldn't expect anything good.
Do you do trades? -
Sure! Gimmie stuffs and I'll give you stuffs. Like I said, don't expect anything good.
Do you do commissions? -
Yah! Sure! Uh... $100 and you can have me actually make a valiant attempt to draw?
Do you do badges? -
Pffft. If you want one!
What is your gender? -
I'm one of those male persons with that weird antenna that doesn't get much reception.
How old are you? -
Older than the hills... As long as those hills are younger than 25 years.
Are you taken? -
Nope. Available but hard to get.
What suits will you have? -
This is vacation for me. No suits for me~. :P
Nah, I don't have any fursuits, but I'd totally wear one if I did.
Can I touch you? -
Uh... Yes? I mean, don't like... creep touch me, but like... I'm not a germophobe or anything.
Can I talk to you? -
Yes, yes you can. Please do! @o@
Can I buy you lots of drinks? -
You sure can, but be warned I have no idea what I like to drink as far as alcoholic beverages go. Most of the stuff I've tried tastes godawful.
Can I hug or snuggle with you? -
As long as you don't have bad BO and I at least know you somewhat well enough for a hug. Don't surprise me though, that's the best way to end up being hit.
Snuggling... Uh, save that for when you know me quite well.
How tall are you? -
10' on the dot.
Nah, I'm like... 5'9"? I think? Maybe?
Are you nice? -
I am indeed nice, or at least I try to be. :3
Are you cliquey? -
*clicks a clicky pen a bunch* Is this what that means?
I don't think I am. o-o;
Do you have an artist table? -
I do indeed. It's not at the con though. It's at the hotel, in my room. It will most likely be absolutely covered with clothes, cards, and other random things.
Do you like parties? -
Not really... >~<; I'm scared of big groups and talking to new people... and dancing... and stuff.
If I see you, how should I get your attention? -
There's a very complicated multi-step process you can follow right here:
1. Perform a Mayan ritual of sacrifice using at least one fursuiter and two people who have no idea what furries are.
2. Chant the following "Eeb malak boon treela chok chok mau." while awaiting my arrival.
3. Have a gift basket prepared for me, filled with apples, pears, bananas, and at least $400 in cash.
4. When I appear, state that the sacrifice was for me, give me the gift basket, and then perform a disturbingly sexual belly dance.
OR!
Disregard all of the above and just walk up to me and say hi or something. Either that or shout "Nick!" and I'll probably look around while you (hopefully) approach.
Can I hang out with you? -
Yeah, if I know you or get to know you and you seem like a swell person, then sure! 8D
How can I find you? -
Look for a little shy guy clinging to his friends as they wander the convention.
My badge will have bunches of bat things on it, and the name on it is MKCompy.