Dunno why I joined up hur, but seems a who' fuckin' buncha us from th' park're here. Which is pretty rad I guess? Gives me sumthin' ta do while I'm waitin' fer Mama and Pa ta show up again with th' groceries or somethin'.

Summun keeps stealin' my damn puddin' out of the fridge. 'S happened three times this week 'n I'm gettin' pretty fuckin' sick'a it. The bros say it weren't them though 'n at least the little'uns ain't dumb enough to lie. ...I think.

Any'a ya'll see someone goin' inta mah place when I ain't there? Notthin' but mah puddin's ever missin' so I dun think we're gettin' robbed or shit like that. Jus' lemme know if ya have any idea who mi' be doin' it.