My balls got that big and plump from a over productive sex drive. You wouldn't believe how much a inconvenience it is to clean up the messes that happen from relieving them. As for you asking to help me sweetie your more than welcome! hehe
Well I kind of want to ask something clean and also something dirty...so I'll combine them! If you happen to partake in alcohol, would you enjoy doing so while having a rather well endowed dragon spooned against your giant rump?
I do partake in alcohol sometimes. My favorite drink is a Apple Martini I have no self control when it comes to drinking them there gone in a instant. As for a big sexy handsome dragon having fun with my rump sounds like a very fun friday night to me! hehe
Ahh, well I'd certainly be very rump attentive as I'm sure you can figure, but if you are a fan of wine you'd probably be intrigued to know I make my own, plenty for a fun friday night to say the least. <333
My favorite memory? *scratches head* Probably when purgy tried to steal my cookies and I hadoken her. She never messed with my cookies again. Don't mess with my cookies! *takes cookie jar and eats some* hehe
Oh My! I just looked and I gotta say I wouldn't be doing my civic duty if I didn't give that cutie a night he'd never forget! hehe also I am 6'3" tall I am not that short actually unless you put me next to someone like purgy that silly husky giant then I am short lol but anyways how short is Danielle?
Oh his adorable little thing! Sounds like I would have to be gentle with him but I bet he likes it rough and I bet he could handle everything I threw at him also right? Yep Danielle is a toughy I bet
I would definitely approve. But two sluthogs are not enough to contain me! It would take at least 4 sluthogs or 1 sluthog and a purgy. DAMN YOU PURGY! *shakes fist* XD
I don't know as sadly every time one of my friends would try to measure my butt the tap measure would break before it got even close to measuring it and sadly also i owe them alot of money for excessive breakage of measuring tap. hehe
Need help draining them?