So, today was fun at work.
Summarized: we were overstaffed, and my cubicle was taken. I knew the person, so we were cool, and I moved to another that said that "Toni" sat there. Feh, first come, first served. So I sat.
She came in around 2:30 and got in my face while I was on a call (Hey! Hey! Hey hey! Hey! Hey!), telling me to move. So I muted the customer to deal with the confrontation, and after she told me that I WAS going to move, I politely told her "no" and to go elsewhere. So, in response, she said she was going to get her supervisor, so I waved her away and went back to business.
Supervisor comes and says "Hey! You've gotta move, because she needs that computer for medical reasons.", but the computer is LITERALLY the same as every other, so... I speak to MY supervisor and explain the situation. Well, Supervisor A said I was to move BEFORE going to my next break, and MY supervisor spoke to the higher ups who said "go to lunch, then move."
So... I had to move. But that's not the best part.

I went to lunch (30 minutes), then came back LATE, intentionally. Gathered my things, took the phone cord and logged in VIA the phone at HER desk. The guy behind me was seated in "HER" chair so, this made an issue for her.
A) The computer won't let her log in because I am using the phone to say "Hey! I'm here but not available)
B) She has to get her chair from the other guy.
C) I took my cord, so she had to hunt for another

So, I booted up my computer, making sure to take my sweeeeeeeeet time... And my program fails. Need to restart.
Nearly an hour of waiting, THEN I went over to sign out of her phone to take calls, and she was there, freaking out because it was taking time for her to get in to take calls. No calls, no incentive, less pay.

Now... Tell me to move from my seat again.. It's another hour of nothing for you! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!