Snatched from  Kazaviir

01 What is the worst nickname that anyone has ever called you?
Baguette.

02 Have you got a favourite flower?
Blue Water Lily

03 Do you add a sauce, ketchup or other artificial flavourings to your food?
No ketchup. Sauces of different kinds are welcome.

04 Describe yourself using only words that begin with the letter 'T'.
Tranquil, tasteful, tactful, ticklish

05 What is your lover's pet name for you?
Honey, sweety

06 What is your least favourite colour?
Pink

07 Who did you vote for in the last election, and did they win?
I voted, but not for any party.

08 What is/was your grandfather's name?
Wolfgang

09 What is the best present you ever received?
My Didgeridoo

10 What is 17 1/2% of 97 + 42 x (6 / 2) – 137 ?
15.05

11 What would be the best possible way you could die?
During sex

12 Given the choice of absolutely anything, what would be your dream job?
Archeologist

13 What position do you sleep in at night?
Usually on my back or side

14 What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
Loud farting between four attractive, unknown girls

15 Who is your favourite fictional character?
God

16 What food do you hate most in the world?
All sorts of inner organs

17 When was the last time you were ill?
Spring 2015

18 If you were transformed into a wild creature, what would it be?
A crow

19 What was your favourite toy as a child, and whatever happened to it?
My Lego, which I gave my cousin later on

20 What's the most amazing thing you've ever seen?
A mirror

I'm always so serious about these memes ... ;p