Welp, it's official - the ol' girl has run her lap! She's passed on! This computer is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet 'er maker! She's a stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace! 'er processing capabilities are now 'istory! She's off the twig! She's kicked the bucket, She's shuffled off 'er mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-COMPUTER!!

Of course, this now means I have to find some way to pay for a new one... goddamit