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Urbandictionary Meme
16 years ago
ust wanted to move my journal off to something else.
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Jordan
A different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long
by cubba Sep 5, 2005 share this
(lol wut?)
2.) Your age?
19
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)
3.) One of your friends?
Norman
To approach aggressively, or run up towards. As in "Stormin' Norman" or "The Invasion of Normandy".
I was just minding my own business when these two girls just normaned right up to me, I think they thought I was someone famous.
4.) What should you be doing?
Baking
When the twilight vampires have sexual intercourse
emmett- what did you do last night jasper?
jasper- I baked with alice
5) Favorite Color
Neon Green
the coolest mother fucking color ever!!! it it super bright and it is totally amazing and really this is only supposed to be like the first line but whatever
that color is fucking amazing!!! it has to be neon green!
6.) Birthplace?
Hamilton
Fucking stanky hellhole. Two major steel companies reside in this shitty industrial city in Southern Ontario. These companies dump innumerable amounts of shit into Lake Ontario - where dead fish now line the shores.
"Dude, where do you live?"
"Hamilton."
".... Shit man. I'm sorry."
(LOL FUCKING AWESOME! :D)
7.) Month of your birth?
September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!
8.) Last person you talked to?
Derek:
Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.
Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!
9.) One of your nicknames?
Timber
slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.
Nayo 
Zakkun 
shivers
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Jordan
A different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long
by cubba Sep 5, 2005 share this
(lol wut?)
2.) Your age?
19
The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21.
"Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional)
3.) One of your friends?
Norman
To approach aggressively, or run up towards. As in "Stormin' Norman" or "The Invasion of Normandy".
I was just minding my own business when these two girls just normaned right up to me, I think they thought I was someone famous.
4.) What should you be doing?
Baking
When the twilight vampires have sexual intercourse
emmett- what did you do last night jasper?
jasper- I baked with alice
5) Favorite Color
Neon Green
the coolest mother fucking color ever!!! it it super bright and it is totally amazing and really this is only supposed to be like the first line but whatever
that color is fucking amazing!!! it has to be neon green!
6.) Birthplace?
Hamilton
Fucking stanky hellhole. Two major steel companies reside in this shitty industrial city in Southern Ontario. These companies dump innumerable amounts of shit into Lake Ontario - where dead fish now line the shores.
"Dude, where do you live?"
"Hamilton."
".... Shit man. I'm sorry."
(LOL FUCKING AWESOME! :D)
7.) Month of your birth?
September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!
8.) Last person you talked to?
Derek:
Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.
Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!!
Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek!
Marisa: I LOVE HIM!
9.) One of your nicknames?
Timber
slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.
Nayo 
Zakkun 
shivers