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urbandictionary meme
16 years ago
General
1.) Your name? Matt
Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
2.) Your age? 18
18
18 means FUCK in Korean.
When Koreans pronounce 18(eighteen),it sounds like fuck in Korean.
The pronunciation of 18=Sip Pal(
10=Sip.8=Pal)
Sip means pussy(Korean slang).
Pal means sale.
Sip Pal means that you are a bastard or a hooker.
3.) One of your friends? Aaron
Aaron
The name that really means "My parents were too lazy to look past the first name in the book"... or, just a really cool guy in general. Best name ever.
4.) What should you be doing? Homework
homework
You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.
5.) Favorite color? White
white
there is nothing wrong with being white. people dont realize that white people didnt want to hurt blacks at the time at first. they just were proud of being white. would you get annoyed if someone just stood up just to be proud of being white? most likely, yes. but, how would you like it if someone got mad at you for standing up to be proud of being black, or hispanic, or something else? that would be tragic.
6.) Birthplace? Houston
Houston
First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center.
Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyoncé.
One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.
7.) Month of your birth? February
february
the best month ever.. every person born in this month is a true pimp and gets all the guys/girls
8.) Last person you talked to? Tessa
tessa
derived from the word "asset" (spelt backwards) representing a princess who is loved by everyone, and has already found hur knight in shining armour. Names in similair groups include: mario.
9.) One of your nicknames? Marack
shit "marack"
An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.
Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
2.) Your age? 18
18
18 means FUCK in Korean.
When Koreans pronounce 18(eighteen),it sounds like fuck in Korean.
The pronunciation of 18=Sip Pal(
10=Sip.8=Pal)
Sip means pussy(Korean slang).
Pal means sale.
Sip Pal means that you are a bastard or a hooker.
3.) One of your friends? Aaron
Aaron
The name that really means "My parents were too lazy to look past the first name in the book"... or, just a really cool guy in general. Best name ever.
4.) What should you be doing? Homework
homework
You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.
5.) Favorite color? White
white
there is nothing wrong with being white. people dont realize that white people didnt want to hurt blacks at the time at first. they just were proud of being white. would you get annoyed if someone just stood up just to be proud of being white? most likely, yes. but, how would you like it if someone got mad at you for standing up to be proud of being black, or hispanic, or something else? that would be tragic.
6.) Birthplace? Houston
Houston
First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center.
Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyoncé.
One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.
7.) Month of your birth? February
february
the best month ever.. every person born in this month is a true pimp and gets all the guys/girls
8.) Last person you talked to? Tessa
tessa
derived from the word "asset" (spelt backwards) representing a princess who is loved by everyone, and has already found hur knight in shining armour. Names in similair groups include: mario.
9.) One of your nicknames? Marack
shit "marack"
An old 1950s (or earlier) North East Scottish word meaning drunk to the point of being nearly unconscious. A more modern word would be 'steaming.
An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you're with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you're not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.
This was another one, but I knew this one didn't have any relation to mean whatsoever, cause 1, I'm not a dick, 2 I'm not smooth-talking
dick
A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it.
THIS IS DEFINTELY ME!@!@!@!@!has a big cock and is great in bed he never stops and is a party animal
I'm having so much fun
total asshole
Boy: wanna fuck?;]
Girl: go to hell, matt
Matt
A creeper that adds random groups of people as friends on Facebook. Also known as a stalker, fag, perv, pedophile, etc.
Matt
A fuckin' guy who thinks le chateau is too expensive and drowns girls with axe. is usually cross eyed with ugly shirts on first meetings. his hair is army-like, gelled down and has weird teeth. looks like a druggy.. he has bulgy eyes.
Matt
A homosexual who gets horny when he sees gay porn. Hits on everything that moves, from himself, to ones best friends, a 80 year old teacher, a dog, and even ones grandma and grandpa, with a girlfriend. One sucks at sports, and really sucks at the sport he loves. One is so self centered and cocky, one will git ones face messed up.
matt
a fucking faggot who plays video games too much, and eats pizza every fucking day...usually likes to give it up the ass to guys, and likes to deep throat his dads dick..He usually stalks people over facebook, and likes to gargle an insane amount of jizz
Matt
One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member"
Fuck this(^) definition
Matt
Adjective: To violently rape a male from behind
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