RULES:
1. You'll let me draw you.
2. You might not get drawn. Not first come first served. Pure whimsy or dice will decide.
3. You don't get the original for free. Sorry folks, unicorn has gotta eat.
4. You get first stab at buying the original if you want it. Expect 15-30$.
5. No whining. No edits unless I fucked it up hard. If you whine, you get a full refund of 0.00$ back.
6. You'll make me coffee, Dark roast.
7. And maybe a snack.
8. Dramatic body types only. (Hyperish, Hyper, 95th percentile, ect.) Gimme the curves.
9. You'll convert to scientology with me.
10. You'll flee scientology with me.
11. We'll write a book about it.
12. But I get all the book money.
13. You still reading these?
14. Bravo. Go have a snack. You earned it.
15. Make me one too.
16. The book launch is next Tuesday.
17. What do you mean your half isn't done yet?
18. Oh screw it. You ruined it.
19. No. really. It's fine.
20. I didn't want to do it anyway.
21. I need more coffee.
22. You'll limit 3 reffs per person.
23. You'll tell me in your comment (with reffs) if you like or don't like pumpkin spice. I'm just curious.
24. You read and agree to rules 1-5, as well as 8, and 22-24.

Go!