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Its not all about Sex.
10 years ago
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Okay, so I have people come to me all the time: "Sam, are you sure you're bi? I mean, you know how sex even WORKS with other girls, don't you?!"
Yes, I do. We lick things, and do things... ((Trying to keep this journal PG 13, X'D))
But guess what? Just because I don't like TALKING about it, doesn't mean I don't like DOING it! I mean, I don't walk around saying, "MAN! I WANT A DUDE TO SLAM HIS **** INTO MY ****, UNTIL I BLEED SKITTLES!" No, no one does that, okay?
In the future, yes, I will probably have sex with a woman, or a man, idk, probably just one. ((
)) ((O////O))
But look, either way, my life isn't revolved around sex, okay? Its revolved around the person I want to go on a romantic walk with, or watch some anime together, or even share a plate of spaghetti with!
So, shut up, okay?
Yes, I do. We lick things, and do things... ((Trying to keep this journal PG 13, X'D))
But guess what? Just because I don't like TALKING about it, doesn't mean I don't like DOING it! I mean, I don't walk around saying, "MAN! I WANT A DUDE TO SLAM HIS **** INTO MY ****, UNTIL I BLEED SKITTLES!" No, no one does that, okay?
In the future, yes, I will probably have sex with a woman, or a man, idk, probably just one. ((
)) ((O////O))But look, either way, my life isn't revolved around sex, okay? Its revolved around the person I want to go on a romantic walk with, or watch some anime together, or even share a plate of spaghetti with!
So, shut up, okay?
Owed art. Commissions are first!:
1.)
- Traditional badge - Winner.
2.)
- Trade.
3.)
- Commissions. 2/4
1.)
- Traditional badge - Winner.2.)
- Trade.3.)
- Commissions. 2/4 
Other than my boyfriend saying he loved me, but ya know... X'D
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Also, I want to know what it feels like to bleed skittles now. does it hurt? does it smell as good as it tastes? Do you have a fun time eating the skittles after you stop the bleeding?
Great, now I want skittles....