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it just me | Registered: August 28, 2007 12:41:27 PM

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i'm a deer

10 years ago

naf

my hooves are pointed

33 Comments

Majorkey ~majorkey

10 years ago

Careful, the carnovarchy might start oppressing you.

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

10 years ago

i literally do not know any other life!

every day is a constant uphill battle against the carnovarchy and their long, smooth, white teeth and firm, gripping claws

ashendral ~deadbeard

Watcher

10 years ago

you're deer to me u 2u

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

10 years ago

w h o a

ashendral ~deadbeard

Watcher

10 years ago

dear meat

or

dear meet

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

10 years ago

i don't get it

ashendral ~deadbeard

Watcher

10 years ago

oh i messed up the joke i misspelled the second part :C

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

10 years ago

you ruined it :c

Vonaxe ~vonaxe

Traditional Artist

10 years ago

I just thought you were a skinny horse with sticks glued to your head.

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

10 years ago

wow i don't even have antlers i'm a girl????

Vonaxe ~vonaxe

Traditional Artist

10 years ago

Oh, I obviously havnt been watching you long enough, I honestly didn't even know. My apologies. I really just need to stop commenting on these things and save my own stupidity for myself.

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

10 years ago

well, to be fair, male deer often don't have antlers either, in some months of the year

or gelded deer?

if a deer doesn't have testicles he won't have antlers either

so it's easy to get confused really

Dethcon5000 ~dethcon5000

Art Whore

10 years ago

You lookin' to get bullied nerd >:I

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

10 years ago

carnivoric oppression is way worse than bullying ok

Bormac ~bormac

A Kobold

10 years ago

You mentioned not having antlers, but that could be remedied with intensive hormone therapy. And reassignment surgery. Oooor superglue and Popsicle sticks. I think one of these should happen.

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

10 years ago

i don't want to be a buck tho?? so????

jhon_bob ~jhonbob

Crafter

10 years ago

But with antlers you could better fight back against the carnovarchy and save the lives of other deer.

Coracleboat ~coracleboat

it just me

10 years ago

i still have amazing hooves

jhon_bob ~jhonbob

Crafter

10 years ago

True but you could also have amazing hooves and amazing antlers. You would be a nightmare for the carnovarchy. They would speak of you in hushed tones of fear.