Criteria for love :3
16 years ago
General
is is how I score potential mates, and possibly why I haven't dated in a decade, they start with 0 points and higher is better, negative removes them from consideration.
1.) Cute [+10] points
2.) Boobs? (+5 points per cup size, double points past E]
3.) Can I see your individual ribs? [-15 points]
4.) Got a bit of a belly? [+5 points]
5.) Probably should be getting a salad every now and then... [-50 points]
6.) Can I see the top of your head if I'm standing close to you? (I'm 5'8 btw) [+5 points]
7.) Do I have to look up to look you in the eyes? [-5 points]
8.) Born between 1979 and 1984? [+5 points]
9.) Born after 1985, and at least 18? [+15 points]
10.) Less than 18? [instant 0, and I back away slowly)
11.) Born 1975 or earlier? [-10 points per year]
12.) Smoke? [-20 points]
13.) Has kids? [-30 points per kid]
14.) Has no kids... want kids? [+30 points]
15.) Already has boyfriend/husband? [-50 points]
16.) Like video games? [+20 points]
17.) Hate technology? [-20 points]
18.) Short hair? [+ 5 points]
19.) Can I stand to talk to you for more than 10 minutes without trying to find excuses to flee? [+50 points]
20.) Have not been a female whole life. [-1 billion points]
21.) Found nothing offensive about this journal [+25 points]
Sorry FA audience, these may hit a little close to home. I appreciate a well drawn furry, but living the dream is a bit much for my tastes.
22.) Have a fursona? [-5 points]
23.) Would rather be your fursona? [-50 points]
24.) Taking action to become your fursona? [-500 points]
That's all I can think of for now, surely someday my princess will come, right?... RIGHT?!?
;_;
1.) Cute [+10] points
2.) Boobs? (+5 points per cup size, double points past E]
3.) Can I see your individual ribs? [-15 points]
4.) Got a bit of a belly? [+5 points]
5.) Probably should be getting a salad every now and then... [-50 points]
6.) Can I see the top of your head if I'm standing close to you? (I'm 5'8 btw) [+5 points]
7.) Do I have to look up to look you in the eyes? [-5 points]
8.) Born between 1979 and 1984? [+5 points]
9.) Born after 1985, and at least 18? [+15 points]
10.) Less than 18? [instant 0, and I back away slowly)
11.) Born 1975 or earlier? [-10 points per year]
12.) Smoke? [-20 points]
13.) Has kids? [-30 points per kid]
14.) Has no kids... want kids? [+30 points]
15.) Already has boyfriend/husband? [-50 points]
16.) Like video games? [+20 points]
17.) Hate technology? [-20 points]
18.) Short hair? [+ 5 points]
19.) Can I stand to talk to you for more than 10 minutes without trying to find excuses to flee? [+50 points]
20.) Have not been a female whole life. [-1 billion points]
21.) Found nothing offensive about this journal [+25 points]
Sorry FA audience, these may hit a little close to home. I appreciate a well drawn furry, but living the dream is a bit much for my tastes.
22.) Have a fursona? [-5 points]
23.) Would rather be your fursona? [-50 points]
24.) Taking action to become your fursona? [-500 points]
That's all I can think of for now, surely someday my princess will come, right?... RIGHT?!?
;_;
FA+

I'm in the same boat.
Plus I don't go out enough to even hope to mee t a po tential candidate.
that's 18 :P
19 was if you can talk to me without fleeing :P
my hair is to my shoulders
...You know, I was actually a little hopeful there for a second.