Stolen blatantly from  chrisgoodwin

Interesting. Though I didn't put my real name in....had to Spell my name in the correct Spanish to get a hit on it.

A) Your name? Hueva

1. <mexican word> for Lazzyness
"Vas Ir A La Escuela?" "No Me Da Hueva"
"Are You Going To School?" "no I Have Lazzyness"


B) Your age? 34

1. Slang for anal sex, similar to 69 or 89. The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents the top view of a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole.
"I'm gonna let my boyfriend 34 me this thursday."


C) One of your friends? Jenny

1. Is the shorter version of Jennifer, which means beautiful girl
"what is your name?"
"Beautiful girl otherwise known as Jenny"


D) What should you be doing? Writing

1. A kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.

"What do i want to do with my life?

I want to be writing"

E) Favorite color? Purple

1. purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
"Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!"

F) Birthplace? Toledo OH

1. Toledo,Ohio...Great place to raise a family. You have all the things you want your kids to grow up to be, old automotive factories, strip clubs, XXX video booths, refinery's and lots of carnivals that all summer long they can get jobs working at. Then of course they become carnies!
"Toledo, Ohio....Dad, our house has a great view of the river." "Well that why I bought the van son. So we can live "in our van down by the river" "

G) Month of birth? September

1. A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
"I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves!"


H) Last person you talked to? Mark

1. noun. A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on whats going on. A mark is usually being cheated out of money. It's origin is from old English traveling carnivals from the late 1800s to early 1900s, where workers would refer to people paying to see thier made up shows and games a "mark". not from urban gangsters like most people think. Mark is also the origin to the term "smark" or "smart mark" which is a person who know's he/she is being scamed.
"This town has a lot of marks."


I) One of your nicknames? Bubba

1. A homosexual gay beast who finds men's bums attractive and must rape them, and will suck your cock until it drops off.

If you see this man, you must run. Do not attempt to fight back, for he'll only overpower you with his bear's strength and trunk of a cock.

Bubba's North Highland base resides in the "abandoned" ScotRail carriage maintenance depot in Inverness.

Do not show off your homophobic feelings, he has Bubba Patrols all over the world who will find you. They will take you to Bubba, who will bum you to death.

Bubba's Generals are Ricardo, Jazz Horny, Smoochy and Hugsy Bear. And don't forget the "I need sex" guy and Dong.

He will not die. You must protect yourself with the Ass Blocker 3000. And avoid the Golden Surfer at all costs.

Bubba is 7 feet tall, 500lbs, hairy, bald headed, has a little girl's voice and walks around naked. He is very homosexual. Beware!!! Especially you men with gigantic bums.
"Bubba's gonna get ya!"