No one reads through these, but the ten minutes I spend on this means MFF is ten minutes closer! Wahoo!

Stolen from  BlimpWolf

Where are you staying?
The Hyatt!

What day are you getting there?
Thursday around noon, all goes well.

Who will you be rooming with?
 koebi,  kingdomfiend, and the boy,  Aurafox

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
The bros listed above, plus a myriad of other wacky folks and toony peoples. Plus whoever wants to see my rare public appearance, I guess!

How can I find you?
I'll likely be sitting at tables and benches peoplewatching a lot. I'll be the angry ginger with a backpack who's glued to his phone.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
None in particular, unless someone recommends something.

Are you attending any stage or public performances?
Maybe Dance Comp if I'm awake for it.

Will you be suiting?
Not likely! Comes with the "tall 'n big 'n needs glasses" body type.

Which suit(s) are you bringing?
I have a new hoodie that's really nice. That counts, right?

Do you draw?
Oh, no. No no, not at all.

Are you taking commissions or trades?
I'll talk smack about you on request. You can also buy my company with food.

How old are you?
22.

How tall are you?
6'1"

Can I talk to you?
Of course! Just expect me to talk about myself a lot.

Can I touch you?
High fives are sick. Everything else needs to be discussed.

Can I visit your room?
If you can make it through the DEATH MAZE. (also if I know you and schedules permit)

Can I buy you drinks?
No one reading this is gonna try to buy me drinks, come on.

Can I give you stuff?
Only if it's not ticking.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
The only embrace I'll be handing out are Stone Cold Stunners.

What’s your goal for the con this year?
See a bunch of cool folks, pie some nerds who've been asking for it, and maybe try suiting if it works out. Otherwise just have fun!

Are you nice?
As much as my online presence denies it, yes.

How long are you going?
I leave Monday around noon.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shouting "DUCKO" or "DUINO" is, while embarrassing, effective. More traditional greetings also work.

Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Probably attached to someone's side and tagging along for wacky adventures.

What/where will you be eating?
I'll be throwing my name into a lot of other people's food orders. That's what's up.

Can I take your picture?
So long as you get my good side.

Can't wait to see you nerds there!