Doing this because I'm stoked as hell. The days preceding this are going to be agonizing.

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Where are you staying?
Hyatt Regency. Though I'm cautious, I hear there's chlorine in the pool.

What day are you getting there?
Dec 2nd, at night.

How are you traveling?
Aluminum tube with wings.

Who will you be rooming with?
and , among others, I figure.

How is the best way to find you?
Telegram me FractalEdge. Please don't open with dick pics. Alternately, you can probably identify me by the stuffed deer with the pink bandana chilling on my shoulder, or my poofy tail.

Are there any panels you might be attending to prepare for this meeting?
The panel on how to get away with ghosting AC sounds riveting.

What do you look like?
Average height, dark brown hair cut short, hazel eyes, ambiguously Meditteranean. I've been told I walk like I'm on my way to beat someone's ass. I often wear snapbacks and other swagfag stuff. My bro, Puff, insists I look like a mix of Josh Peck and Michal Cera, which I guess means I'm pretty much the biggest pussy.

Will you be suiting?
I totally might.

Do you do free art?
Give me booze.

Do you do trades?
Totes McBoats.

Do you do badges?
I don't plan on carrying around the best materials for that stuff, but if you want to run a badge I draw out on sketch paper to a laminator, and I have the time, sho', mang.

What is your gender?
I'm a buck.

How tall are you?
5'10''.

Can I talk to you?
Please. I like people. They have faces. Faces are the shit.

Can I touch you?
I'm alright with quick hugs and the sort. Fist-bump me any day of the week. I'll give you a warning if you get too handsy, but continue trying any funny business without my consent, and you may have to pick your jaw out of a dumpster.

Can I visit your room?
Chances are, you'll end up partying there anyway.

Can I buy you drinks?
Absolutely. Don't expect it to be a ticket to the bed, but if you do me the courtesy, I'll definitely get you back on some art, and have a nice chat.

Can I give you stuff?
I don't necessarily know why you would, but I'm not totally opposed to it. Just please don't be offended if I decline, I like to travel light.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
See the question about touching.

Are you nice?
I like to think so. I'm not a hugbox, but I'm pretty extraverted, and I love meeting new people.

Will you be going to parties?
This con will be one, contiguous party.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Shout "Edge", "Fractal", "Deerboy", "Faggot", or just start speaking another language, and my head will probably turn.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Drinking, cajoling, dancing, all over the place.

What/where will you be eating?
Cigarettes are a food group, right?

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Knowing you prior to you asking is a prerequisite, usually.

Can I look in your sketchbook?
Yes, Sir.

Can I draw in your sketchbook
I'll designate pages for it, yeah.

Can I take your picture?
With my consent, sure!

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Not get kicked out of any hotels, and kiss all the deer on the noses. Also, expand my social circle, and go hard.