I had a legitimate nearly lethal experience today...
10 years ago
My car hydroplaned right off the road today... i was driving out of my neighborhood and I lost control of my steering and I drove right off the road right down a hill and landed two feet away from a flowing creek... I was freaking out, my dad had to leave work and call a tow truck to pull the car back up. I wasn't injured and the car doesn't seem to have any damage aside from getting really dirty... Heck my parents weren't even mad, they even bought me pizza and a cake afterwards. I was confused and wondering why I wasn't yelled at and later dad told me something that probably explains it. It had been raining for days here so the soil was muddy and full of traction to stop the car, he said that if the rain had started today that my car would have turned and rolled over down the creek and I would have been severely injured if not dead right now...
God watched out for me today and he kept me from a horrible fate.
God watched out for me today and he kept me from a horrible fate.
FA+

E.V.I.L.
Every
Vilians
Is
Limes!
(loved that episode)